GN Annual Christmas Ball....all welcome

Very excited about the ball but first lemon has asked me to get the Great Hall ready. It is very dusty and full of cobwebs since last time.
I have to lay the fires (they're huge) with logs that the lumberjacks, big, strong men, are bringing.

Wet wipes to clean up anything nasty ?

U was left out so can I add Unique code to allow us into the Party.

Unbridled passion??

One can never have enough firemen Danni ?

Umbrellas, of the in your cocktail ? variety. ?

Sorry ixion didn’t see you there.

Unbridled passion, is that when you have sex on a horse riding bareback ?

Vicks Vapour Rub infused Vodka
Covers many eventualities.
And extremities.

Doodle!

It’s fun Fanny you just have to take extra care when going over jumps

Waffles for breakfast with maple syrup ?

fanny, if you've no pommel to hang on to, you just grip what's between your knees and give gentle encouragement with your heels.
Always works?

eXtremely strong mints in case we want to kiss the firefighters.

PS to thank them in the proper fashion with a peck on the cheek of course.

You think they’ll be willing to drop their trousers for you Parsley ? ?

Zip lines in the grounds so we can whizz along between the trees, after quite a lot of alcohol of course.

Alcohol.....since you mention it AGA perhaps you could loan us the huge vat from The Argy and we will fill it with mulled wine?

Ballet shoes, if you’re lucky Doodle will perform her dance of the dying duck.Like Swan Lake ( but not as good )

Christmas pud, large helpings after the savoury buffet is cleared away, leave room for it!

Decorations and a huge tree

Hope to locate my missing scanties which somehow were misapproiated at last years bash! I really miss that thermal vest and drawers combo.

Embrocation.....bound to be a few falls on the ballroom floor.

(Am wearing them right this minute gma)?

Flash Harry....he promised he would come

Garters....mine are lacy black ones

Hammocks for us to swing gracefully to and fro whilst attended to by handsome young men

(lemon I know what you’re thinking and I don’t mean attended to like that )

Ice cream sundaes. With strawberry sauce, and lots of whipped cream and ice cream. ?

Jiggery pokery with Doodles handsome young men in the ‘ammocks.......??