Virtual plane trip for Club Gransnet - where to?!

Can you drop me off in Turkey as you pass please?

With or without parachute?

Am hoping the cuisine is first class .....I know that LauraNorder and AGA will do their best ( I trained them with my own fair hands.)?

May we land somewhere near Lake Garda ( and please arrange a chauffeur driven rolls) I shall spend a month hotel hopping around the lake.

Goes without saying any discussion of politics on board results in immediate expulsion sans parachute.
Anything else we need in the inflight rule book ?!

lemongrove

May we land somewhere near Lake Garda ( and please arrange a chauffeur driven rolls) I shall spend a month hotel hopping around the lake.

Presumably in Limone.......

Ooh no.
I am arranging for proper catering, Gordon Blue stuff as befits our status ?.
We will have a dazzling display of cheferie.
Michel Roux Jnr and Marcus W are raring to go and polishing up their hobs, as we speak. Who else would you like invite for the catering?
It's only fair that the Argy's regular "cooks" get a break, for once.
They'd give Heston a run for his money, tho'?

Possibly, but I thought Sirmione first and then work my way around....

They’d give anyone the runs ixion?

Are you leaving us in Tuscany Lucca ?

Have we got to Switzerland. Are we there yet? How much longer? Been on this plane for days and no food, Gordon Blue or otherwise

Here AGA have some of my sandwiches which I smuggled through customs (ham!)?

Thank you Lemon. Are they really ham? I will give you a cuckoo clock when I return from Switzerland.

A stopover in Newfoundland please. Watch the whales playing and icebergs bobbing by from friends house. Then some time in Barbados, all travel having to be first class of course! I'm getting my suitcase from the attic now!

Ooh I always fancied the Italian lakes. I may jump out at the same time as lemongrove.

No, AGA, we are not 'nearly there yet'.
We still have people arriving and we have to plan the itinerary on the basis of destinations required.
We have only one plane thus far, and this will be its virgin (as it were) journey. If successful, we could maybe expand the fleet.
In the meantime, settle yourself down in this nice First Class Lounge and enjoy the nibbles can-apes those nice young chaps are giving.

Malta = I was in the Wrens in the 50's and worked at NATO.
Went to Sicily and would love to go back there too.

Thank you for the can -apes ixion and the nice young chaps.
I will sit here quietly and read my Chippendale calendar.

There, that's the spirit, AGA.
Just hope all the other Club members are as well-behaved as you.
Any suggestions for the inflight rule book?

Ask Lemon. She keeps the Argy in good order ixion

I miss my DD and family in Tasmania but would love to stop off in my favourite country, India. In fact could the plane keep going round and round the world picking up dropping off. How lovely that would be

Thor will be offering his services en route if anyone is interested?

I’d be happy if our trip could take me back to the Gulf of Mexico and would offer Thor a tip if he gives me a manicure and pedicure en route. ?

That's a point - what sort of in-flight entertainment do we want?

lemongrove

Are you leaving us in Tuscany Lucca ?

No I’m intent on arriving in Sydney! A good friend to visit in Emilia romagna And in Tuscany en route though maybe ?