A greenhouse heater. One of those long pole things.
What does a lifetimes supply mean? Do I wait till it stops working and get a replacement or do they get delivered on a regular basis. I think it means the former so I will,probably, never need another.
I was told I had won a teddy bear and a bunch of flowers when I entered a charity raffle. Since I have no kids and I have hay fever I told them I did not want the prize.