The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Don’t worry AGA I am having a dress (undress) rehearsal for my entrance as Boudicca tonight. I have been driving up and down Pigs Trotter Lane in my chariot pulled by the llamas, they will be too exhausted to fight you for the Pizza. By the way I seem to have earned a few bob by offering rides on the chariot. I had to give one woman her money back although I didn’t think it was my fault that she wasn’t holding on when we cornered fast just outside sexy Sadie’s shop. Personally I thought the bloomers she landed on in the shop were just her colour. ?

Great. Another money spinner Doodle. You and your chariot will be very popular. Sexy Sadie has offered a percentage of the sales if you drop some more punters off at her shop

Hmmm. Let’s fill everyone up with poteen then we can pile them in the chariot and off we go.
Time for some karaoke I think.
Not sure whether to start with Leap up and down wave your knickers in the air for Sexy Sadie or Wheels on Fire in reference to my chariot ?

What a great idea Doodle! We seem to be making more funds outside the Argy than in these days!
By the way Luigi’s boys wanted to know if you wanted your crust stuffed. Not sure what they mean. ?

I just don’t identify as Queen Victoria, I’m Marilyn Monroe, my little white dress is ready to fly up and reveal my lurex bloomers, I just need a windy grate! If I stand on the bar, maybe a windy llama will do the trick.

Here I am, Bargers, been busy disinfecting everywhere at Scutari.
It was an absolute hellhole there, this seems vaguely reminiscent, I have to say.
I have my lamp: any poorlies yet for me to minister to?

We may all be poorly after Luigi’s pizzas!

The llamas have got the hump about all the work and are demanding a hay ride.

Llamas transitioning into camels??

Any historic food available, Aga, until those pizzas arrive?
Little Marilyn is a itsy bitsy peckish.

The back of the pantry is the place to go. Some cakes there circa 1967

Pizzas have arrived!
Are those little placcy bags of talc ready for the handover?

Right, I’ll dance on the bar in my Marilyn dress, to distract them while you complete the handover.
Happy Birthday, dear Luigi! Warble warble.

QUICK - dim the lights.
Luigi and his two henchmen associates want to inspect the goods?
grandmajet Can't you do a rendition of O'sole Mio or something equally Italian to distract them? Just do the 'One Cornetto' version if you don't speak the lingo.
I will emerge out of the ensuing gloom with my lamp to seal the deal - or so they think?

Well that’s done the trick ladies. Saved thanks to whoever fed the llamas sprouts and prunes for lunch. The ensuing wind required lifted grandmajets Marilyn skirt right over her head.......and blew the talc bags right out of Luigi’s hands and scattered the contents all over Pigs Trotter Alley. Luigi and his companions are trying to pick up some of it but it’s covered in pigs swill. We are saved ?

Party time. Who’s next on the karaoke. ?

As I am Elizabeth I it has to be Queen 'we are the champions my friend'

I’ve been practising Diamonds are a Girl’s best friend! Or is it pizzas?

Or.doughnuts?
Doughnuts are a Girl’s Best Friend.

Have just had a Hawaian.
Gorgeous.

Deep or thin and crispy?

New York style.

Sounds exotic, but enjoyable.
? All I am saying, Is Give Pizza a Chance, ??

ixion Trust you to be boasting of your sexual conquests again. That chap in the floral T shirt comes from Grimsby anyway not Hawaii. ?

Don't believe you Doodle - you're just JEALOUS.
You don't get those lei (see, I am learning the lingo already) in Grimsby.
He is taking me "home" today -will send a postcard.

(Flounces off - like many before me........)