The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Bit of a bling fest here, n'est ce pas?
And that's just the chaps?
They would give the TOWIE crowd a run for its money any day.
RR is the original Medallion Man?

And where's my fresh cream svp?
Naughty but nice, that's me

You look wonderful ixion, but your cream’s slipped a bit. Maybe time to put some clothes on!
I’ve been winkle picking with Jolly Jack Tar, he’s very nimble with his pin, I was afraid he was going to bend it.

Trust you gramajet. Has he shown you his cockles yet?

He’s a bit shy about his cockles, I’ll get a bit more poteen into him!
Doesn’t Lemon look happy - she and RR are thrilled with our presents, they keep disappearing into the loo to try them out. At least, that’s what they say they’re doing!

Sorry Doodle. You don't look like a bloater but maybe ditch Charlie overboard. There are richer pickings on board. He is a bit fishy.

Jolly Jack is showing his winkles to everyone. And his pin!

And I thought I was special!
Never mind, plenty more fish in the sea. Seafaring Sam has been giving me the eye, and muttering about running me up his rigging, whatever that means.
Did ixion get out of the cake? We’ve popped all the poppers, she should be clear of the butter cream by now.

There is a very able looking able seaman eyeing you up grandmajet. Throw Jolly Jack overboard.

We’re too late, he’s showing Doodle his pin now!

I don't think that lemon and RR are benefiting totally from our gifts?‍♀️
I just heard her announcing that she's going up on to the poop deck?

Who brought the Admiral?
Haven't seen Thor since he introduced himself to Medallion Men. Think he's found his true station in life. Sadly.

He may need First Aid maybe lemon aid.

Or her brother Lucaz?

Ooh is Lucaz here. I quite like him. Got a bubbly personality. You would have thought lemon would be used to the sea life now without having to go on the poop deck ?

Is Lucaz the bubbly guy with the shiny orange jacket? He looks very tasty.

Yup, that's the one.
Brought his patched up brother, Band.

Are the love birds circulating?
Quite a few PDAs have been noted.

Oh, band, he’s really cute, but a bit sticky!

I haven’t seen the happy couple for a while, I hope they didn’t fall into the hole in the cake.

Oh we are absolutely thrilled to bits with our pressies! It makes going to the loo so worthwhile!
Dear Reggie does like his bling it’s true ( it’s why he loves me) but at heart he’s just a rover ( wuff wuff!) never happier than when he’s splicing the mainbrace and racing ahead of the wind ( provided by me)?
You all look marvellous I must say, but why is Doodle draped over the side of the yacht?

I think she had too many of Jack’s winkles, Lemon. He was sharing them out a bit too much.

The cake was a big hit alright, I thought Reggie was going to fall over when Ixion popped out ( or at least her bazooms did!) He clutched his dicky ticker and went a bit green around the gills, but we appreciate all the effort.Thanks AGA for getting him a brandy so swiftly.

Poor Doodle, a seaman's winkles are not to be trifled with lightly, nor his cockles, come to that, there’s always a price to be paid ( how much did you pay him btw?)

I think Seafaring Sam has fallen for me, he says my eyes are like deep pools.....

Oh, look everyone - fireworks!
Such happiness?

Hang on a mo - they're not Golden Rain at all.
They're distress flares - the Admiral's been rummaging below decks. Searching for those stashed bottles of rum, doubtless.

Time for the Hornpipe anyone?

As for doodle in 'draped' mode, I heard the Admiral whispering in her ear something about 'kissing the gunner's daughter'.
Her dad's not in the Royal Artillery, is he?.

I heard that her Dad was a powder monkey ( that explains her passion for bananas)⚓️??????