The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

I think we need to put The Admiral in the long boat till he’s sober. Early in the morning!
He’s causing all sorts of problems. Although the flares were very pretty!
Have Lemon and RR gone to try the presents again?

Here comes the coast guard. In trouble yet again.

Oh the naughty Admiral, what careless hands he has! Now all our flares have been used up and the coastguard and the lifeboatmen will all be here in a few minutes.....hmmmm, maybe we can interest them in a few drinks and cuddles?

I feel a quick tinkle coming on....

Ooh I love a coastguard. Big helmets.

Oh, lovely.
You've got a piano! Fab.

? never again.?

Give us a song, ixion.
A Life on the Ocean Wave?

I'm just limbering up for the Hornpipe, acksherly.
I've not performed it in public since I took to the stage at the Last Night of the Proms (c.1958).

After the tinkle ( caused by nerves!) I can certainly tickle the ivories.... but sadly cannot play the piano! Not that we have one anyway, although Reggie has a harmonica somewhere and likes to blow his own trumpet.

Nerves, lemon?
Surely not? Would you like us to hang around a little longer?Bit of moral support??

Poor Doodle. We’ve all been fooled by Jack’s winkles, he’s very persistent with them.
Come and dance the Hornpipe with ixion, her legs are twiddling very fast now.

More like immoral support Ixion har har?

The coastguard guys have clambered aboard and are dancing and eating all the canapes, but the lifeboatmen are annoyed with us for letting off our flares without due cause and have fined Reggie £200!?

What a wonderful party, sorry about the fine. It’s nothing for Rich Reggie tho is it? He is so generous with his millions.

Seafaring Sam is taking me for a row in his skiff - he wants to gaze into my eyes under the moonlight.
Wish me luck!

It's lovely how people are coming to the quayside to gawp admire the jeunesse dorée. Such a thrill for them.

They are offering us gifts, how sweet!

Little silver wraps - party bags?
Oh lor', it's Luigi and his boys.
Quick, does this floating palace have lifeboats we can hide in?

Quick! Hide in the golden loos Ixion ( flush them first!)

grandmajet be very careful, Seafaring Sam hasn’t been further than the Isle Of Wight on a sunny day.Hold onto your ha’penny.

Gorgeous George is in the bilges with Doodle I have battened down the hatches until the morning.

'S OK, lemon, they threw the packets over and I just threw them back.
Wasn't netball captain for nothing (c.1949).

It's been a lovely evening. Sparkling company, charming hosts.

You can leave those hatches battened lemon he can’t escape me now ?????

He'll need to come up for air sometime, doodle.

Well, lemon is absolutely right, but I always wanted to visit the Isle of Wight. Sam is exhausted from all the rowing so I’m off to explore on my own. Getting a few strange looks from the locals as I wander about in my fishnets and bikini top.

Look after George, Doodle. Does that mean the nespresso will be back on?

My friend in the IOW messaged me this morning grandmajet.
Apparently you are creating quite a stir...
(This may be construed as excitement for the Islanders).

Can you not cover up in something?
Please?

Fair enough. I’ll put a hat on.