The Argy Bar and Tea Room

It'a hoodie doodle.
Pull it up and put your cami-mask on. Then puff out the side.

A balaclava would make you look too conspicuous.

Ok. I’m new to this. Ouch! ? I’ve just sat on a stinging nettle .

Why is the hedge on fire?

Ooh sorry ixion I’ve burnt down your bush. ?
Hope you’re not scorched.
I don’t think anyone noticed ??‍♂️ lets creep away before anyone spots us. ..

P.S. I think it’s the police dog wot done it. ?

The police dog is H??

Did a police person not shoot a police dog - or was that New Tricks.?

I can't manage complex plots at my age.......

Hmm perhaps not. What about the tea lady?

I think you’ve both had too much ?? or maybe ? .

We'd have still been in the privet hedge having a puff or two had doodle not parked herself on a stinging nettle.
Exit to wails of Thor, rub my bottom with a dock leaf - quick!

Is Thor H? Or the Admiral? May even be I or J.

Right make your guesses.

I am ready to do mine and I am going for........drum roll please.........Andrea Wise.

Mind you, if I win I don’t want a spa with May Hem ☹️
Thor....where’s that dock leaf. ??

Ooh! Ok.
I’m going for.........Stephanie Corbett!

And is it Aitch or Haitch? Are there two of them?

Ooh yes it could be her.
Can’t wait to find out.

Here if you went to a Catholic school it is haitch. Don’t know why.

Chloë

Carmichael

Chloe! Never!

Haitch is just wrong, nanna8!

Was Stephanies’s John related to the James Nesbitt character hence the money in the loft? He had Irish origins.

How’s the posterior today, doodle?
And the, er, singed bits, ixion?
Maybe some lavender oil in the hot tub would help?

I’m fine grandmajet ......as long as I don’t sit down
Ooh yes lavender oil sounds good.
AGA I hope we’ve got plenty of poteen ready for tonight. There’s bound to be a huge demand after the final episode.
Snacks required too. I found a big bag of some green stuff hidden in the corner of the cellar. It’s green so must be a vegetable so I have used it to make some veggie tarts. Smells a bit funny though.....bit like those ciggirs we had the other night ixion

ixion, how do you get an umlaut on your Chloe when I don’t?
Unfair umlaut distribution in my opinion.

Dunno jet. Just get the two dots thing here. No foreign rubbish..

Hey guys ladeez gang, guess what!
Had this great idea for tonight.
Have arranged for Mike TV to lend us a couple of 60" tellies for tonight.
One for the Bar for the Snooker, should May's charms falter.
One for "Staff Only" 21.00 - 22.00. This will be ours, and ours alone. Mike is wiring it up so we can sit in the hot tub, complete with lavender oil de-stressant, pizzas on order and PROPER bubbly.
Just for us.
Dress code optional - I will wear my lurex burkini. Don't think I can lose enough weight in the next 6 hours for anything more revealing.

Not too much bubbly till later as we need to be compos mentis for the big reveal. Not the Admiral throwing off his boxers though.