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someone in in my imagination has ran over my imaginary cat

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JaneJudge Sun 25-Apr-21 20:19:59

My imaginary sister in law is devastated

Are there any imaginary moderators or do we need the cats to take control? or my imaginary brother Edmund?

JaneJudge Sun 25-Apr-21 20:23:50

<whispers> <this is a test>

Lilypops Sun 25-Apr-21 20:32:00

Test of what to who ?

Kiwigramz Sun 25-Apr-21 20:33:10

I think the imaginary cats are the answer as they will chase the imaginary mice away ?

JaneJudge Sun 25-Apr-21 21:03:37

oh dear they are confused

annsixty Sun 25-Apr-21 21:05:38

I think you should be taking more water with it Jane

JaneJudge Sun 25-Apr-21 21:10:40

annsixty

I think you should be taking more water with it Jane

grin grin

Happyme Sun 25-Apr-21 21:11:27

Why is your imaginary SiL devastated at the fate of your imaginary poor departed cat? Is she a great cat lover or is she the author of his misfortune ?. What are you expecting imaginary brother Ed to do about it? Who and where are the imaginary moderators? Are the imaginary mice at play now the imaginary cat is away. My imagination now running away with me ??

JaneJudge Sun 25-Apr-21 21:17:10

well my imaginary brother Edmund is married to my imaginary sister in law confused Kathy and their imaginary son Keith has eaten one of the imaginary mice, no one knows where the cats are but it is a full moon

TrendyNannie6 Sun 25-Apr-21 21:19:54

???good answer Annsixty love it

Blossoming Sun 25-Apr-21 21:58:51

Blimey! My Covid jab is causing me to hallucinate ?

Cherrytree59 Sun 25-Apr-21 22:17:07

Macavity's the mystery cat, he's called the hidden paw
For he's the master criminal who can defy the law
He's the bafflement of Scotland yard, the flying squad's despair
For when they reach the scene of crime, Macavity's not there

Macavity Macavity there's no one like Macavity. ??

Ro60 Mon 26-Apr-21 00:35:15

Is the car inside or outside the box? ?

Ro60 Mon 26-Apr-21 00:35:57

Cat

mokryna Mon 26-Apr-21 01:02:36

Letting the imaginary cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.

nanna8 Mon 26-Apr-21 01:20:08

The thing with these imaginary cats is they are vicious when cornered and lash out indiscriminately. Many imaginary victims are wandering around without eyes and without voices because the imaginary cats have got their imaginary tongues.

mokryna Mon 26-Apr-21 01:33:38

Don’t be overly inquisitive, we’ve all been told about curiosity and what happens to imaginary cats.

JaneJudge Mon 26-Apr-21 07:44:19

and what happens if they get your imaginary tongue? confused

Oopsadaisy1 Mon 26-Apr-21 08:32:32

Due to my unruly hair my Mother used to say that I looked like something the cat dragged in, was she imagining it, I wonder?

Urmstongran Mon 26-Apr-21 08:38:59

Hmm.
Is this a TAAT in feline disguise? ?

annsixty Mon 26-Apr-21 08:59:32

Do imaginary cats catch imaginary mice and how on earth do I catch it and dispose of it?
Do I use my imagination?

JaneJudge Mon 26-Apr-21 09:37:59

Your imagination and imaginary hard work is all that is needed to create an imaginary life, imaginary success and imaginary audience.