The Argy Conglomerate

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Brilliant idea doodle. Nothing encourages romance like a fragrant eggy sandwich!

Quick gang put all those fishy costumes into the poteen vat. AGA will give them a quick stir and all trace of them will be gone.
Hopefully Reggie won’t cause us any more trouble.
Perhaps we should arrange a nice meal for two for Fronc and Thor in the Tea Room after we’re shut tomorrow. Perhaps love will blossom over an egg finger sandwich and a pot of Earl Grey. ?

He won the yacht in a poker game so don't think it will be insured. We don't want him having a brand new yacht.

Should've hung on to that freezer for a bit longer

Does lemon know whether Mr.Rich had the yacht insured?
Hopefully, now, Fronc will go off le monsieur avec le grand bateau-that-was and open his heart and soul to the wistful Thor.

This on the news this morning. "Strange sea monsters were seen near a yacht, which later disappeared without trace. Distraught owner Mr Rich said he had left the yacht at anchor at 8pm to go to the cinema. The sea monsters were spotted in Pigstrotter Alley late last night and a search is now on but they haven't been seen since.
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Get rid of those wet suits quickly!

Er gang...Reggie’s yacht has gone. I can’t see it any more ?
Quick, back to the Argy before anyone notices.
jet please take off the scuba gear, you look a bit suspicious

He’ll never know it was us. We could rescue him and be heroes!

Doesn’t Sir Tom have a yacht? I thought I could hear The Green Green Grass of Home in the distance, but I had water in my ears.
Oh dear, have we sunk Sir Tom!

Gulp...... quick get the binoculars. Let’s see ......er Reggie’s yacht is still floating........there are a few bubbles on the surface.

I hope that was the right yacht. ?

Quick ixion let’s pull jet up and get out of here before anyone notices.

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There’s a lot of floaty stuff down here, can’t see the yacht.

Oh, there it is. Right, heading up with the corkscrew. Stabbed it, it’s sinking.

Pull me up now, help!

We may need to finish it off with the peashooters.

Isn't the bung on the inside of the boat? It was in Rebecca.
Under some carpets maybe, parkay flooring?

Here jet have this. It’s the heavy duty Argy corkscrew. If you and brook can’t find the plug hole then just screw this in and that should do the trick. Tie this rope round your waist so me and ixion can pull you out. 2 tugs on the rope means you’re ready to come up. Ok gang off we go.

Don’t know nuffin about no freezer, brook.

The plug hole is usually at the other end, not the tap end. But it may be different on a yacht. I can swim under and find it, I have my 100m badge. Is the yacht longer than that?

Reggie's heading off to the pictures with May - the coast is clear.
Do you know where the plug hole is?

If we send Thor to Madam Pom Pom for waxing will we get him back ? ?
Right I’ve got my balaclava on and my night goggles. Let’s get down to the harbour where Reggie’s boat is .

If Thor is ambiguous, couldn't he just wear pink chaps' ballet tights?

I’ve got my scuba gear on and pea shooter ready jet we just need the boat now and we’re off ... if anyone sees us we can just say we’re looking for a missing freezer ...

I don’t think shaving will do it Doodle We’ll have to send him to Madam Pom Pom for her wazing techniques

Do you think we can get Thor to shave his legs before his star performance brook

Oh brook poor Thor. Let’s have another can can this Friday (I won’t participate ) and he can be the star of the show.
Will Fritz lend us his boat do you think? I’ve borrowed some scuba ? gear. If the pea shooters don’t work, someone will have to swim under Reggie’s yacht and pull the plug out.

I think Thor was upset because we left him out of the Can Can dance routine .. he’d secretly been hoping we’d ask him to join us and he had his outfit ready ...

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We need to deal with RR once and for all. After dark we’ll row out to his yacht and pierce it with our pointy peas; shot at speed they will sink his fancy yacht and its smarmy owner for good. Who’s up for it?