The Argy Conglomerate

Merde, merde, merde!

Last week in the tea rooms, Fronc was excited to the point of gibberish. Kept on about joli gateau so your truly kept bringing additional cakes for him to serve.

It must have been joli bateau ?‍♀️
➡️ RR has ensnared him?

Is Vlad still available? I always had a soft spot for him. I’ll trawl round the local bars and see if I can lure him back.

Wow Fronc, that is a thought. Perhaps Thor could go and work in the Tea Room this week and see if romance blossoms.
Mind you, if it does we will be in need of some more talent in the bar. ?

*AGA* We need AB12 to get to the bottom of it

Sorry, washing my hair for this assignment?

Now I never thought of that! Maybe we should ply him with poteen and get him to bare his soul. (Instead of his body - or maybe both!)

Perhaps 'The One' in question is Fronc?

We have been brewing partners for a very long time so I don't think he would fall for me now more's the pity. I am not out of his league either.
We need AB12 to get to the bottom of it. One of them needs to give him a grilling.

Ooh jet there was all that time AGA and Thor were in the cellar stirring things up together. I think you may be right. ?

He sees me in a more maternal way I think. I just hope he has not fallen for May Hem!

Where is that hussy btw? The hot tub is empty. We need her back.

Me, out of his league, are you kidding? ?. If only. Nope not me. Who could it be? ............it’s not May Hem is it ?

Maybe you should look closer to home AGA. He has been giving you an extra pint of poteen when no-one is looking. Except me. ?

Gnasher is looking very at being the accused. He admits to the peeing incident but he didn't steal them.

Soop did look amazing but I don't think she is the subject of his love interest. I have asked him but he is saying nothing. He just said she is out of his league. Lemon? Doodle?

We need to cheer him up as he is mooning around and doing no work.

Yes, AGA, it was definitely Gnasher who made off with lemon’s boots. No-one else.

I saw Thor gazing after Soop when she left yesterday. I’m not sure if he was just stunned by her outfit.........or could it be love?

lemon's expensive leather thigh length boots look a bit bedraggled after a swim in the hot tub. I think Gnasher peed on them too by the smell of them.
I am worried about Thor. He is not himself. Not sure who he is but he is walking round with a glum face. Could it be unrequited love? And who is he in love with?
I think this is a job for AB12. We need to know who has broken Thor's heart.

Act innocent ?.

Well done jet I don’t think lemon will notice ...

I think I got away with that. Fronc has lent me his spare flip flops and the boots are back where I found them. Shhh.

The flip flops are rather large and flop more than they flip. I’m not sure they complement the hotpants either.

I hope jet isn’t still wearing them ?

Let’s face it brook he had a ride in everything else ?

I think I’ve just seen your boots floating in the hot tub lemon

Oooh soop so lovely you popped in earlier and what a stunner you are! It’s so good to have you with us ?
Didn’t realise you had a porsche lemon ... if only you’d told Sir Tom, I’m sure he would have loved a ride in it!

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The rust coloured one ixion the one Gnasher is peeing on. ?

Which colour Porsche is yours lemon?
Can't risk a contretemps with any other of our drinking clients?

Of course lemon we are used to proving security cover here.
Er are you sure it was Sir Tom that wrote on your foot. I distinctly remember the Admiral with pen in hand heading in your direction last night.