The Argy Conglomerate

What a turn out this is... ticket sales through the roof ? we’ve a full house tonight!

He’s looking straight at me as he sings my song. I think he’s blinded by the bloomers on his head.

Cancan. Haha.

Wow, he looks good tonight. The llamas were wonderful doodle. Now for Sir Tom.

My little pants are ready to throw. And my big ones.

Jet he’s singing your song !!!

We are ready. Get the music going. Tom is in the front row!

Ooh, singing.
An added bonus♥️?

Ooooh looking FAB-U-LOUS!

Yes let’s get everyone in here tonight maw soop and as many others as we can ! Or Can Can ?

Just warming up, brook.
Quick, get in line. Aga's in blue, BTW

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He’s ready ...

Well gang you should see what Sir Tom looks like tonight ..... he’s definitely gone to a lot of trouble for us classy gals
Yep ixion I’ll bring him over from the cottage now ... we’re almost ready !

Blue bloomers on and I will be in the middle so if I fall I will land on one of you.

I'll bow to doodle's seniority here. I only knew of Maw latterly, but I get the impression that they 'go back a bit'. As does Soop, as I have been reading?.

Bags I take the end of the line nearest Fronc?

Oh ixion, do invite her - she is a legend from before my time. I’d love to meet her, even more than Sir Tom!

It looks wonderful here, and smells good too - I hope the llamas don’t spoil that! They can whiff a bit.

Has everyone got their frillies on ready?

8pm. brooke can bring him over from her cottage - daresay he'll be glad of an excuse to come up for air.
Putting out the Welsh rarebits (aren't they just?) as we speak, nibbles going in to heat up.

I have put Fronc in charge of the cassette player - I do love hearing him say 'testing, testing' in languid Parisian tones?

I have strewn the hot tub with rise petals, homemade essential oils and flirting floating tea lights for a little of the je ne sais quoi ( but I can guess, really, with this lot around).

doodle Should we invite Maw, despite the short notice? Guest of honour 'n' all that?

The llamas are excited too, brushed and ready to perform - they want to dance to Sex Bomb. Ideas above their station.

Oh no AGA. I’d was wearing a pair of lemon’s old bloomers from under the bar. I was keeping mine fresh for Tom.
I hope they didn’t have her name in. ?

grandmajet of course that’s why we don’t get a mention. To classy by far. ?
ixion so glad that freezer has vanished for good and thanks to AGA’s treatment with the poteen it sounds as though Fritz won’t ever think of it again. Phew ?
AGA WOT!!! She didn’t . jet how could you.. Quick phone the cops and tell them your bloomers were stolen. That should cover it.
I hope you’re all ready for Sir Tom and out can can finale. When’s he coming ixion?

I gave Fritz a special type of poteen. When he woke up this morning with the llamas in the cellar he couldn't remember last night at all. I told him he had just come to the Argy as usual.
I hope the freezer doesn't wash up somewhere as whengrandmajet complained of being too hot and removed her bloomers, she put them in the freezer and I don't think she took them out.
Doodle had asked Thor to sew name tapes in them all so she will be identified.
I hope she is good under pressure when she is questioned about the PACKAGE.

Ooh, discrimination. Maybe we’re too classy to get a mention. ?

TBH, it was a relief when Fritz reported back that the freezer had sunk like a stone.
"Freezer? What Freezer? No idea wot you're talkin' about, Guv".

I am limbering up nicely for those high kicks tonight. Now just have to practice my rictus grin.

(PS - Have you realised that the Argy Conglomerate in its associated forms is never showcased in the daily Newsletter??)

Well done everybody. Fritz has only just left after partaking of his poteen reward in copious amounts, then falling asleep in the comfy chair. I had to sleep balancing on three bar stools to keep tabs on him.

All set to practise our cancan for Sir Tom! I’m so excited. I’ve been practising my twerk for the finale and, though I say so myself, it is quite spectacular with the sunshine yellow ruffles!

? bye Fritz . Don’t let it make a big splash will you?
Phew ixion do you think we’ve got away with it. I mean no one would suspect anything would they.

Thank you Fritz, off you go. Perhaps silence your engine a bit til you're out of earshot?
If any of the fishermen question you, just say it's a replacement unit for one of the factory ships.
Poteen ready for you when you get back.