The Argy Conglomerate

The Admiral is in the tea room regaling the genteel laydees with tales of the sea and some of his shanties. He is a big hit.

Oooh I think Tom said he’s on again tonight especially for you Lemon! Any special requests?

Do we have to cancan again? doodle has only just got her leg down. And my frillies have grass stains on.

I think, brook , that whether he appears tonight or not is totally dependent upon whether you can prise him out of May Hem's clutches.
If Tom lasts as long as RR did with her, he'll be along shortly!

??‍♀️Does lemon know about that??

Oh no. I’m not going to can can again. I thought I’d be stuck with my leg up like that forever (I don’t think that position is in the manual ?)
Oh is Tom back tonight. Great. I missed most of last night's performance trying to sort out the llamas line dance.
Oh I see lemon has decided to come and stake her place on the front row. Hmm a contest between May Hem and lemon.......I know who my moneys on. ?
I’m hoping to wow Sir Tom tonight with my What’s new Pussycat knickers.
What d’you think girls ?

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Words fail me (you'll be pleased to hear......)

Jealous ixion? ?

Is that Mrs Slocombe?

I could launch into Mrs Slocombe mode, but I like to retain my air of mystique and virginal innocence - or what remains of it since joining the Bargy-ers' ranks?

Ooh, two peas in a pod, jet!

Tom will be exhausted after his exertions with May so I will make him a restorative poteen.

He has promised to sing 'you can keep your hat on' to me.

No ixion I think you’ll find there’s no peas in my knickers ?

Good idea AGA your poteen being known for its restorative properties (not ?)
That’s not fair. lemon’s in the front row. AGA’s having a special song, May Hem spent last night in the tub with Sir Tom, what about the rest of us? jet, ixion I think we ought to go and make a grab for him before those others get to him. Let’s lure him into the cellar with the promise of a llama ride ?

We could put him in protective custody
AB12 has all the kit: me 'n' jet are prime movers with various techniques.
Then he will be all ours, all ours, in our own secret hidey-hole, away from avaricious clutches of 'admirers'.?⛓??

Doodle(whispers) Tom wants to meet you later in the roof garden.

ixion Tom wants to meet you in the cellar after midnight.

jet Tom wants to meet you in the spa at 2am.

In the roof garden you say. Ooh I’m so excited. I will have him all to myself. I knew we had made a connection when he saw me with my leg up

In the spa! Shh. No-one must know. I’ll have him all to myself. I knew he was smitten with my sunshine yellow drawers.

That poteen worked wonders.

He’s ready for Doodle in the garden first ... your turn later jet and ixion ...

His suit looks, sort of, slept in ?

I blame the llamas ixion

As we’ve had such a profitable week and worked so hard I’ve ordered takeaway pizzas for us all tonight - they’re on the way now with Deliveroo or is that Kangaroo ...I can’t remember.. but we’ve got Sloppy Giuseppe, Hot and Spicy, Perfect Pepperoni, King Prawn and Hawaiian ...