The Argy Conglomerate

Of course lemon we are used to proving security cover here.
Er are you sure it was Sir Tom that wrote on your foot. I distinctly remember the Admiral with pen in hand heading in your direction last night.

Which colour Porsche is yours lemon?
Can't risk a contretemps with any other of our drinking clients?

The rust coloured one ixion the one Gnasher is peeing on. ?

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Oooh soop so lovely you popped in earlier and what a stunner you are! It’s so good to have you with us ?
Didn’t realise you had a porsche lemon ... if only you’d told Sir Tom, I’m sure he would have loved a ride in it!

I think I’ve just seen your boots floating in the hot tub lemon

Let’s face it brook he had a ride in everything else ?

I hope jet isn’t still wearing them ?

I think I got away with that. Fronc has lent me his spare flip flops and the boots are back where I found them. Shhh.

The flip flops are rather large and flop more than they flip. I’m not sure they complement the hotpants either.

Well done jet I don’t think lemon will notice ...

Act innocent ?.

lemon's expensive leather thigh length boots look a bit bedraggled after a swim in the hot tub. I think Gnasher peed on them too by the smell of them.
I am worried about Thor. He is not himself. Not sure who he is but he is walking round with a glum face. Could it be unrequited love? And who is he in love with?
I think this is a job for AB12. We need to know who has broken Thor's heart.

Yes, AGA, it was definitely Gnasher who made off with lemon’s boots. No-one else.

I saw Thor gazing after Soop when she left yesterday. I’m not sure if he was just stunned by her outfit.........or could it be love?

Gnasher is looking very at being the accused. He admits to the peeing incident but he didn't steal them.

Soop did look amazing but I don't think she is the subject of his love interest. I have asked him but he is saying nothing. He just said she is out of his league. Lemon? Doodle?

We need to cheer him up as he is mooning around and doing no work.

Maybe you should look closer to home AGA. He has been giving you an extra pint of poteen when no-one is looking. Except me. ?

Me, out of his league, are you kidding? ?. If only. Nope not me. Who could it be? ............it’s not May Hem is it ?

He sees me in a more maternal way I think. I just hope he has not fallen for May Hem!

Where is that hussy btw? The hot tub is empty. We need her back.

Ooh jet there was all that time AGA and Thor were in the cellar stirring things up together. I think you may be right. ?

We have been brewing partners for a very long time so I don't think he would fall for me now more's the pity. I am not out of his league either.
We need AB12 to get to the bottom of it. One of them needs to give him a grilling.

Perhaps 'The One' in question is Fronc?

Now I never thought of that! Maybe we should ply him with poteen and get him to bare his soul. (Instead of his body - or maybe both!)

*AGA* We need AB12 to get to the bottom of it

Sorry, washing my hair for this assignment?

Wow Fronc, that is a thought. Perhaps Thor could go and work in the Tea Room this week and see if romance blossoms.
Mind you, if it does we will be in need of some more talent in the bar. ?

Is Vlad still available? I always had a soft spot for him. I’ll trawl round the local bars and see if I can lure him back.

Merde, merde, merde!

Last week in the tea rooms, Fronc was excited to the point of gibberish. Kept on about joli gateau so your truly kept bringing additional cakes for him to serve.

It must have been joli bateau ?‍♀️
➡️ RR has ensnared him?