Gransnet forums

Chat

IRONIC HUMOUR ..........BUT so true

(93 Posts)
Maywalk Mon 17-May-21 19:52:22

I had this sent to me the other day and thought others might like to read it too.
.........................................

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:

Knowing when to come in out of the rain
Why the early bird gets the worm
Life isn't always fair and maybe it was my fault
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer sun lotion or an Aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realise that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife,
Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers:

I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim

Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him pass this on.
If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Maywalk Wed 19-May-21 15:49:38

Thanks Squiffy.

Yes you probably have because as I said I am an old member.

It could be about one of the mementos from that time and the story to go with it.

monk08 Wed 19-May-21 15:50:17

Happy birthday Maywalk and please keep posting ?

Callistemon Wed 19-May-21 15:54:44

Happy birthday Maywalk, have a lovely day
?

Maywalk Wed 19-May-21 16:06:08

Many thanks Monk and Callistemon.
Cheers.

FannyCornforth Wed 19-May-21 16:29:34

Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a very happy year ahead Maisie!

Grammaretto Wed 19-May-21 16:45:35

Happy Birthday Maywalk ? ????????
9 cakes one for each decade. I hope you like chocolate.

That piece that JenniferEccles read and copied on here. It sounds extreme and stupid but I do think that you have to go beyond the pale sometimes to make small changes. Nothing stays the same and we all have to embrace changes. Life for homosexuals (GLBT) was once a torture and at least now to be different is accepted.

JenniferEccles Wed 19-May-21 16:58:43

Like I said I know there are some people who like to describe themselves as non-binary which of course is fine if that floats their boat as it were.

However for one of those individuals to complain at a perfectly reasonable train announcement to the ladies and gentlemen on board is beyond ridiculous isn’t it?

Maywalk Wed 19-May-21 17:04:26

FannyCornforth

Wishing you a wonderful birthday and a very happy year ahead Maisie!

Many thanks Fanny.
I think I am extremely lucky to still be here but my friend who is an ex Land Army girl will be 99 this year and can walk a darn sight better than me.
Wonderful lady but unfortunately NOT technical minded.

Maywalk Wed 19-May-21 17:07:31

Grammaretto

Happy Birthday Maywalk ? ????????
9 cakes one for each decade. I hope you like chocolate.

That piece that JenniferEccles read and copied on here. It sounds extreme and stupid but I do think that you have to go beyond the pale sometimes to make small changes. Nothing stays the same and we all have to embrace changes. Life for homosexuals (GLBT) was once a torture and at least now to be different is accepted.

Thanks for the good wishes Grammaretto.

Blossoming Wed 19-May-21 17:26:00

Happy Birthday Maywalk flowers

JenniferEccles Wed 19-May-21 18:26:18

I hope you are having a wonderful birthday Maywalk

Ro60 Wed 19-May-21 19:22:04

Happy Birthday Maywalk hope you had a wonderful day ??

Maywalk Wed 19-May-21 20:16:06

Many thanks Blossoming, Jennifer and Ro60 for the good wishes.
Just had another birthday pressie brought to me by my neighbour which will be useful because it is a holder for my I-pad that I can use when Facetiming my family.

Namsnanny Thu 20-May-21 11:53:52

Belated best wishes for you Maywalkcupcakewine

Maywalk Thu 20-May-21 11:57:02

Many thanks Namsnanny.

Gwyneth Thu 20-May-21 12:58:58

Happy Birthday Maywalk. I really enjoy reading your posts. Please don’t leave because some people choose to be spiteful. They have a problem not you.

nanna8 Thu 20-May-21 13:15:07

Yes Happy Birthday and keep on keeping on!