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Esspee Thu 15-Jul-21 08:14:54

Lighthearted thread for a beautiful day.

Every now and then you hear someone use a saying you have never heard before but which sticks in you mind.

One example for me was when OH was being persuaded to give religion a try. He came out with “you’d have more chance of converting me into a block of flats”.. I still laugh thinking about it.

Grandmafrench Sat 24-Jul-21 22:51:12

nannarose. I was truly shocked when I realised one day that my Mum and Granddad's San Fairy Ann, was in fact their version of ça ne fait rien, which Granddad has obviously learned in WW1 in France. He also used to point out that something was "kaput" if it needed fixing. A German word.

When asked for something which we couldn't find, Mum would often respond that it was probably "up in Annie's room behind the clock". A family friend had very bandy legs and he was described as someone who "couldn't stop a pig in a passage" and a response to what's for supper, would often be "bread and pullit" or 'pig's bum" (I sometimes make a pudding now called Pig's Bum and always laugh when I think of the childhood remark!) Granddad, if told off by my Gran for using any bad words in front of the children would always respond "well, it's enough to make a Parson swear". Anyone a bit slow and not very bright would often be referred to as "dim as a Toc H lamp". As regards "A dying duck in a thunderstorm" - in our house the remark was always aimed at anyone who looked miserable or out of sorts. And if your hair was untidy or windblown, my Mum would say "you look like a besom in a fit" and, for herself, if she wasn't happy with how she looked to go out, she'd say she looked like "Whistler's Mother" or "The Wreck of the Hesperous". Both paintings, but something she wouldn't have known.

I think it's wonderful how some of the sayings that our own Grandparents used have been passed down through the years and well remembered, especially when they are regional ones.

Callistemon Sat 24-Jul-21 22:54:49

I often look as if I've been pulled through a hedge backwards - or like the wreck of the Hesperus, GrandmaFrench.
I think it's a poem by Longfellow as well.

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 22:55:32

As black as newgits knocked was a favourite of my mums, meaning something needed cleaning.
It's like Wookie Hole in here!

Grannynise Sat 24-Jul-21 22:59:44

Well this won't buy the baby a new bonnet! Equals stop chatting and get on with something useful.

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 23:01:52

Well, if things don't change they'll stay as they are.

Grandmafrench Sat 24-Jul-21 23:17:47

Callistemon - thank you, Longfellow it is! The phrase was used (so I have just read) to describe anyone in a 'ruined or dishevelled state'. Well, that's telling us!

As black as Newgate's knocker refers to the door into the prison, doesn't it MissAdventure? And Wookey Hole is a place I know well, so I assume that this means very dark and cavelike! Well it did in our house when Dad would always turn lights out when they were needed.

Gwyneth Sat 24-Jul-21 23:18:56

My boss at work always used to say ‘it’s like Fred Karnos in here.’ Meaning it’s chaotic. (Fred Karnos was a circus apparently so it does kind of make sense!)

Callistemon Sat 24-Jul-21 23:29:10

MissAdventure

Well, if things don't change they'll stay as they are.

My MIL was always saying that MissAdventure.
And "What's that got to do with the price of eggs?"

'As rough as a badger's backside' is one I heard not long ago.

Spinnaker Sat 24-Jul-21 23:31:36

If he fell out of the Co-Op he'd fall into the divi - meaning someone was lucky or always landed on their feet in life.

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 23:36:40

Do you think I came up in a banana boat?

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 23:41:22

I was surprised to find there was actually a Wookey Hole.
It's a really interesting place!
Yes grandmafrench It's Newgates knocker, but it becomes Newgit around these parts. smile

Grannmarie Sat 24-Jul-21 23:44:21

A couple of my Daddy's sayings.

There's a good day coming, if it's no' passed...
A Scotsman's attempt at optimism!

There's nae pockets in a shroud ...
Enjoy your money now 'cos you can't take it with you!

He's no' firing on all cylinders...
He's a wee bit under the weather.

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 23:46:33

In and out like a fiddlers elbow.

Grannmarie Sat 24-Jul-21 23:48:01

MissAdventure, we say,

Do you think I came up the Clyde on a banana boat?

MissAdventure Sat 24-Jul-21 23:55:07

Isn't it funny how the sayings adapt and change from place to place?

Kazzyka Sun 25-Jul-21 00:05:36

Couldn't organise a f....... up in a brothel shock

Shelflife Sun 25-Jul-21 00:08:30

When a child if I asked Dad where mum was he would say " she's gone to see a man about a dog" Not sure what that was all about !?

Georgesgran Sun 25-Jul-21 00:15:41

Similar sort of saying Kazzy - he couldn’t organised a piss-up in a brewery.

MissAdventure Sun 25-Jul-21 00:22:06

As much use as an ashtray on a motorbike.

timetogo2016 Sun 25-Jul-21 09:55:59

He`s as happy as a pig in s..t
Is that really his face or is he breaking it in for popeye.
She`s got a face on her like a bull dog chewing a wasp.
You can stand a spoon up in that .......... strong tea.
He`s in his oil tot. A black country/ brummie saying.

nanna8 Sun 25-Jul-21 10:05:17

My grandma from Yorkshire used to talk about sidn’in the table for clearing it up and I always wondered what it meant until I asked a friend from there who is nearly 90 now. She said it is ‘Side on’the table, push stuff to one side ready for a meal.

Kali2 Sun 25-Jul-21 10:12:37

'Life's too short' - a good saying- and true. Not worth getting knickers in a twist for words!

Callistemon Sun 25-Jul-21 10:22:51

MissAdventure

I was surprised to find there was actually a Wookey Hole.
It's a really interesting place!
Yes grandmafrench It's Newgates knocker, but it becomes Newgit around these parts. smile

Yes, we've been there and met the Witch of Wookey Hole ?‍♀️

Granmarderby10 Sun 25-Jul-21 10:23:47

My Dad when I was very little saying good night over the phone to me would end with “ Good bacon” ….?

Callistemon Sun 25-Jul-21 10:24:21

Georgesgran

Similar sort of saying Kazzy - he couldn’t organised a piss-up in a brewery.

He couldn't organise a feast for pigeons in a cornfield.