Born and bred in bonny Scotland and my second home would be Tenerife, I love their weather and the friendly people, we used to go there twice a year six weeks at a time and became quite familiar with the place,
We would travel around the island using the local coaches, Get off the bus at a local fishing village, have a delicious lunch with a drop of wine or beer. Bask in the sunshine for a bit then pop back on the coach to go back to our hotel. One day it’ll all come back 
Horrible bacteria C. Difficile


