Ok, i start ... the sound of a rustling crisp packet
Grrrrrrrrrrrr.
My hearing zones in on nothing but the crisp packet, but of course when i am eating crisps ( which i do everyday) my hearing zones in on anything and everything but not the crisp packet i am rustling haaa... weird 
Do you ever wonder if all our posters are truthful?
Just a little self-indulgent weep
Can Russell Brand have a fair trial after the Dispatches documentary?





