Elderly WHAT!!!! fxck off!

Chocolatelovinggran

I find that if I take my glasses off, I look quite young in the mirror.....

I look much younger with sunglasses, a large sun hat and a mask.
It can look a bit ridiculous in the middle of January in the UK, though.

Honestly, it can take years off you ?

It certainly does!

I think I have reverse body dysmorphia. When I look in the mirror I see a slim blonde bombshell. I can’t understand who the fat old woman is in photos

LadyGaGa

I think I have reverse body dysmorphia. When I look in the mirror I see a slim blonde bombshell. I can’t understand who the fat old woman is in photos

As you can see, I'm still gorgeous at 75 ?

Well, seriously, you do look pretty good.
Your hands, forehead and neck do, anyway.

???

I use the same face cream as Joanie Collins

Well, it works.
What is it?

I promised Joanie not to divulge our secret ?

Chocolatelovinggran

I find that if I take my glasses off, I look quite young in the mirror.....

Love it! You know , someone pointed out that we are the successful ones- we have survived , we are still here. I think I am the first surviving Great Grandma in our family and I am looking with speculative eyes at my great grandson who is 10 - if he gets going at 15 I could add another great ! hehehe.

Absolutely, nanna8: I enjoy boasting about my great-great niece...
Callistemon21, you look so young !

Thank you Chocolatelovinggran, you're so kind!
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You look absolutely lovely Callistemon!

I’ve just been googling La Collins
and looking at all of the beauty books that she written.
They really are 80s tastic!
I may treat myself. I think that I could do with a bit of Joanie in my life.

My dads wife is a big fan of hers.
I bought her a second hand book by Joan, and I was delighted to see that it was signed

And certainly not the bottle brush that you told me you were!

I hope no-one does a reverse image search

You bad, bad bottle brush!

I have been told that some cruise lines offer cheap fares to men to “look after” single ladies.
i.e. dance with them, ask them to take part in activities etc.
A lady of 50 ish ,known to me, was very flattered by one and was asked to his cabin for a drink.
He opened the door in his vest and knee length dark socks.
He was also very hairy.
She fled in embarrassment and confusion.
Our OP would have lapped it up.

Callistemon21

--I hope no-one does a reverse image search--

I don’t need to, you stole my photograph!

Some long time members may remember a young poster who had a 12 year old “openly gay” brother who had an issue with wearing his Ugg boots in cafes.

There was also plimsoll problem. I may have got this muddled but there again I am elderly.

I was wondering if Hink2 was the lad’s grandmother?

No, I think the talking about cheap clothing for teen lads is a genuine fetish.
It makes me cross when people engage with that kind of talk.

Or a certain lady with the handbag?

Least said soonest mended on that one, I'd say.