Elderly WHAT!!!! fxck off!

My dad always used to say you get one roll of the dice of life enjoy everyday like it’s your last. And you are elderly if you like it or not. No one looks the age they feel we all feel 21 but we not. I ride my own motorbike and go to bike rallies but I don’t swear or wear crocs and never owned a pair but wouldn’t it be a boring world if we were all the same.

So the fabulous not elderly OP didn’t return….. odd that.

Probably had to go back to school.

What a shame that Hink2 appears to have fxcked off.

You lot are crackers ???

Blossoming

What a shame that Hink2 appears to have fxcked off.

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Nannashirlz

My dad always used to say you get one roll of the dice of life enjoy everyday like it’s your last. And you are elderly if you like it or not. No one looks the age they feel we all feel 21 but we not. I ride my own motorbike and go to bike rallies but I don’t swear or wear crocs and never owned a pair but wouldn’t it be a boring world if we were all the same.

Now I do swear, and we’ve already established that I wear Crocs (with the ‘garden’ get out clause).

Perhaps we need an Elderly / Not Elderly Venn diagram.
Or even better one of those flow chart thingys.

Btw did you know that the Caroll diagram was actually invented by Lewis Caroll?

FannyCornforth

You bad, bad bottle brush!

I really want pink hair!!

Btw did you know that the Caroll diagram was actually invented by Lewis Caroll ?

Is that anything to do with the velocity at which a person could go down a rabbit hole?

Maybe the bucket of wine was just a bit too much after all.

Redhead56

Maybe the bucket of wine was just a bit too much after all.

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“ A local reporter
Asks an old lady at her leisure
“What part of being 104
Gives you most pleasure?”
She simply replied to him
"No peer pressure" ”

Loved that last post. This thread has me laughing out loud… some brilliant comments .

Oh dear, definitely elderly trying desperately hard to be young. ? Just own it rather than attention seeking lol you aren't fooling anyone in your crocs ???? Nothing wrong with being elderly doesn't mean you have to fit into a perceived box.

Classic case of mutton thinking acting like a lamb is convincing.