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Hell : Gemma Collins, Philip Schofield, Holly Willoughby, Owen Jones, Boris, Donald Trump, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, David and Victoria Beckham, James Corden and his mates that well known team the Montecito Moaners, any Kardashian. Sports commentators cos the aftermath is even more boring than the game.
Food Andouillette still the worst thing I've ever eaten 
Heaven: President Zelensky he might be diminutive in stature but he's a giant among statesmen, Matthew Rhys (Welsh actor) I like him! Rege Jean Page, so I can ask him if he's going to be the next James Bond???, Brad Pitt he's still got it! Grayson Perry, Lee Mack for his razor sharp wit, Rick Stein, he's a good raconteur and he can do the cooking, lovely Bob Mortimer can provide the laughs, Graham Norton great hosting skills will mix with everyone, Francesco de Mosto ......just talk about Italy Francesco and although you smoke with style, just don't light up during the meal or you'll be outside, David Baddiel interesting! Tom Hanks seems nice, Alan Johnson the best leader Labour never had, and some women of course J K Rowling, Alison Bailey, Camilla Long, Janice Turner, Ellie Griffiths so I can ask her where she thinks Ruth's relationship with Nelson is going, Donna Tart so I can ask her whether she suffers from writers block, three books in 30 years, long they may be but............!!!Prue Leith on puddings, Joana Lumley because I imagine she's a lot of laughs, and doesn't appear to take herself too seriously.
Food Rick will be cooking the main some wonderful fish dish, maybe Francesco could rustle up some ante pasta first when he pops out for a fag, assuming he doesn't flick any ash in whatever he's making
Prue will make us milk chocolate profiteroles like the ones the Spaghetti Houses in London made back in the 70s and I've never tasted any as good since.
sodapop I wouldn't want to ruin my handbag, it smelt as bad as it tasted
I'm going to include Kate Moss in my guest list, a trailblazing style icon and I always liked her keep sthum "never complain and never explain" when ever she's been photographed doing something she shouldn't, plus she can join Franceso when he pops out for a smoke.
Yes eGJ we'll have to ask Ellie that, although perhaps she's not worked it out yet. She dropped a big hint at the end of her last book.
Yes she does, I loved her last book and when Michelle walked back in after a long absence with a very loaded "we've got to talk" it left it all a bit up in the air, we shall see in due course no doubt. Anyway Flint doesn't really like him so maybe not a good idea for Nelson to permanently get together with Ruth. One must always put one's cat first imo!
I don't mind where it is as long as my preferred chefs will agree to do the catering. Maybe someone from the dinners from hell can do the washing up, I 'm thinking Gemma Collins to bring out her inner diva which from what I hear is prone to burst forth at any time, I'll chuck in some Marigolds to pacify her 
I've got some late arrivals for my Heaven table Sanjeev Bhaskar and Nicola Walker perfect pairing and another perfect pair, imo Giles and Mary (The Nuttys) Goggle Box.
One more for the Hell table, Rebecca Vardy, don't know much about the woman but anyone who is indiscreet enough to talk about ex lovers' private parts is reprehensible imo, so for that I'll place her between Boris and Trump and she can talk about sausages or chipolatas, whatever applies, to her heart's content 
and they can all have a double helping of Andouillette for their sins (many) I'd include Katy Price but worried she might drive herself there, so perhaps not!
That's OK Casdon I'll keep James Martin all to myself .
I'm going to henetha's dinner party
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