‘Evening All’
I’m so full I could burst. Greedy me. I made a beef stew on the hob which was more than just edible then, to use up some strawberries I asked Himself to nip into the larder (Sainsbury’s downstairs) for a small tub of double cream. Afterwards, Gannet that I am this evening, I’ve just opened a bag of Thornton’s Gingers. I’ve eaten 4 already ...
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And worse, I sneaked into the bedroom to do this quietly, as didn’t want to share them, reasoning Himself doesn’t appreciate them anyway as much as me. How piggy am I? ?
I need to go to Piglets Anonymous, stand up and say ‘my name is Urmstongran’.