Bluebelle I know exactly what you mean and describe about those squeezy bottles. I never normally use them but did buy a mayonnaise one for a picnic. It acted exactly like you described when it came back home with me. However, I purchased some long, thin flexible spoon type things that I could poke into this container and get to the stuff left at the top (bottom). These are also great for using in jam/marmalade jars, etc.
I do remember the Room 101 of Orwellian 1984 and always knew that (with me) it would be spiders. Do think I would have said anything they wanted me to say, if I was threatened with a room of these.