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ixion

Do you open for morning coffee? I'd like to bring my elderly mother for elevenses and maybe some nibbles.
Thanks.

Yes, we’re open for coffee - only Irish coffees though, in pint glasses - and Anton is happily available for nibbles….

VB000

I'll have a long sloe comfortable screw, up against the wall please!!

Followed by a lie-down....

I should follow that with a hot bath - those walls are non too clean after last night’s shenanigans

Doodle

Crumbs Shirley where did you find Anton…..and more to the point how have you managed to keep him out of the hands of GrannyGravy and her masterful thigh grip. ?
It’s a bit early for me (not) but I’ll indulge in a double Bosom Caresser followed by a Banana Bliss please ?

Ah, afraid I can’t divulge where I found Anton…….

I’ll get him to rustle up your drinks right now and then he’ll attend to you personally

Ooh Doodle where did you learn about Bosom Caressing ?there was none of that when I was behind the bike shed wiv u an de norty buoys…?

Is Wanton oops, Anton, available for some mixology lessons ? Shirley I need another Stiffgit to mount in my bedroom….?

Sounds as if there might be some cougars among the Argy clientele?

Pantglas2

Ooh Doodle where did you learn about Bosom Caressing ?there was none of that when I was behind the bike shed wiv u an de norty buoys…?

Is Wanton oops, Anton, available for some mixology lessons ? Shirley I need another Stiffgit to mount in my bedroom….?

I asked Anton and he said “Tell Pantson I will be in her bedroom to sort out a mount later”

Is Chef in tonight?
Looking in vain for a menu!

Anton says that Chef says it’s too hot for cooking so he’s making bread rolls with nothing on

Can someone tell those waiters that they have their thongs on the wrong way round

AGAA4

Can someone tell those waiters that they have their thongs on the wrong way round

Ah, is that what it is? I thought I needed new glasses. I’ll see to the adjustments personally……

I do really prefer my bread rolls to have something on, could have some ham and mustard please? also some soup.
thank you for providing these deck chairs in the bar it feels just like being on holiday.
after lunch I will try the Hemingway Champagne followed by a snooze.
I have covered my bikini in a extra large bath sheet as I don't want to put anyone off their food and drink.

Prentice I don’t think hot soup is a good idea. If the chef is cooking with nothing on he might scald something important. ?

Pants I’ve been to sex educashun class at college. That’s how I know about Bosom Caressing. We used to have it after class.

Doodle

Prentice I don’t think hot soup is a good idea. If the chef is cooking with nothing on he might scald something important. ?

tell him to use a covered bowl and the microwave? I must have hot soup no matter what the temperature outside.
do you have a garden outside? we could play beach volleyball later.Or if feeling tired, could watch the waiters playing?

There is a roof garden where you can go if you feel a bit ...erm...tired. One of the waiters will be happy to take you up.

Can you ask chef if there's steak on the menu? I like my rump tenderised!

Did someone say beach volleyball?

AGAA4

There is a roof garden where you can go if you feel a bit ...erm...tired. One of the waiters will be happy to take you up.

Grab yourself a seat, Prentice.
Before it gets too crowded!
?Budge up, everybody

Pittcity I noticed a cricket bat in the kitchen I think that’s what chef uses to tenderise rumps. I think he does it by appointment though.

Maw how on Earth did that chap in the photo get his equipment tangled up in his catapult.

Pittcity

Can you ask chef if there's steak on the menu? I like my rump tenderised!

I’ve just found the tenderiser - it was in the gents loo - I think the cleaner uses it sometimes if she can’t locate the toilet brush. Anyway, I’ve given it a good spit and polish, so I’ll pass it on to Chef

I believe he is auditioning for the Vienna Boys’ Choir next week!

Yes, I expect his voice is very uplifting

Soprano?

Or possibly even a falsetto?!

Anyway, must dash - I see the male stripper has arrived…..