Welcome to the all new summer special Argy Bar - buy one cocktail, get two free

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. There was a bloke with a big digeridoo on the telly!

Pittcity how often did your Mum tell you Didgeridon’t!

Just a quick pic of the last GN Meet up in the Argy.
To preserve anonymity I won’t tell you which ones are who but Doodle, Shirley, Pantson, AGAA4, Prentice, Pittcity et al - you know who you are! ,

Oooh Maw you’ve just outed us norty gurls ?‍♀️ Miss Marydoll always warned us about falling into the brambles of delinquency….looks like we’re positively leaping in? and certainly not struggling to get out….?

Well Shirley my Stiffgit ?was well mounted in my bedroom although Anton did take some time…I do like a job done properly- I believe he’s now booked sick so anyone else’s Stiffgits will just have to wait…?

Maw, I remember how I wanted to sort out that waiter's mantlepiece!

Maw good job that photo was taken before we played strip poker (the Pants version ………need I say more ?)

MawtheMerrier

Just a quick pic of the last GN Meet up in the Argy.
To preserve anonymity I won’t tell you which ones are who but Doodle, Shirley, Pantson, AGAA4, Prentice, Pittcity et al - you know who you are! ,

Aha.
Now this is my definition of
mixed company.

Oh dear will I never ever be rid of that
'Argy humour'??‍♀️

Hopefully not, Ixion - life is not worth living (in my opinion) without a sense of humour.

Maybe we should take to the water? An Argy cruise?!

A booze cruise, of course ?

Oh I do like a sailor ?.

Do you like it by the seaside, Doodle?

Do sailors do hen parties?
(Smut optional)

I’m sure that do, ixion. After all, “All the nice girls love a sailor”

I love the word smut

Yes Shirley . I like when it comes in waves ? ?

Ooh a booze cruise. Should I start brewing up? One of the hunky waiters can help me stir it.

Maybe with us norty gurls we should call it the Flooze Cruise….? we have had our moments haven’t we Doodle…?

I rather fancy a Titanic ?thrill on the bow with Anton at my the rear ?‍?

No shortage of floozies at the Argy. Think I will have Hot Night on Deck and a drink as well.

Hello fellow Smutties.
(My nan had a cat with a splodge on his nose in the 1950s. It was no fun, believe you me, as a small child standing on the step bashing its meal time bowl and calling "Smuttie").

Anyhow, I digress/divert/derail, or whatever. ?

A cruise? Could we lob in some culture, do you think?

Culture? You mean like admiring the architecture in Amsterdam?

A cruise? Could we lob in some culture, do you think?

I think I saw a box of films below decks - they might provide a cultural evening? They had titles like Hot sights not to miss, Behind the Cathedral, ^What to see along the seafront at night^…..

Count me in, if I can be spared serious kulcher and learning more languages. Freedom of expression will be very welcome ... and freedom to eat and drink whatever I like. Is AGA brewing up a special poteen? If not, anything alcoholic will do. I'm parched and I'm not choosy - as you may have guessed.

A vegan cocktail, pincers?

I’m not a cruiser, but I can see you all in the Argy (I spotted Sven if he’s the one with a hint of Brad Pitt). Have a fabulous time!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITYG_yDpurw

AGA if we’re going on a cruise it means we have to be a bit posh. How about a poteen cocktail with a sausage on a stick rather than a cherry.
Pants Anton at your rear and a wind up your willows….don’t tell Miss. ?

Ooh, get you, Doodle - sausage on a stick. Would that be a chipolata?