Nothing about the Royals

First Hellebore open in the (very wet) garden….

I enjoyed the meteorite thank you!

Did you hear about the guy who
invented the “knock knock” jokes?
He won the ‘no-bell’ prize

Ha ha! Some good jokes here. Love the meteorite.

Oopsadaisy1

As my Dear Grandad used to say

When one door opens another closes.

Lovely man

Terrible Cabinet Maker

Tony Blackburn told that joke just this morning!

nanna8
I enjoyed the meteorite, didn't have to wait Kate1949 mine arrived very quickly.

nanna8, So did mine, nice surprise, like the sudden thunder and lightning here!

I got the meteorite! Great.
Why do elephants all have grey trunks?
They all belong to the same swimming club.

I love the meteorite Elegran.

Nortsat please can I have a sprig of your beautiful Jasmine!!

Each time I type Nortsat it magically becomes Northstar.

The meteorite made me chuckle 🤭

Mollygo

nanna8
Type the word ‘meteorite’ into google and wait!
🤣🤣🤣

👍👍👍
Thanks nanna8

My meteorite was silent 😂

My OH told me he was feeling chilly
I advised him to stand in the corner where it's 90 degrees

Love the meteorite nanna8!

I love Bounty. Am I alone?

I love Bounty and Malibu

BlueBelle

It just tells me what a meteorite is Don’t get it

What no flying rock??

Or the alternative, when one door opens and another closes - you are probably in prison.

Swampy
Just type meteorite, press enter, then wait a moment.

At last!

It reminds me of the snow I had falling on our school website at Christmas, whenever someone accessed it.
Unfortunately it was June, before I remembered how to uninstall that functionality!

Why was Cinderella bad at football?
She kept running away from the ball…….

Kate, can you tell me how to stop my peace lily taking over the dining room table please..I am hopeless with plants really, better in the garden, but this weedy plant I bought discount, keeps growing It looks healthy but I don’t know where to put it.I don’t want to keep repotting as it quickly needs another pot.

Sarah, love you hellebore I’m going out in the garden to see where mine has gone? Plant do sometimes disappear on me.

Allsorts I'm afraid I can't advise re the peace lily. I have no idea about plants. That my lily has lasted so long is miraculous. I water it every now and then. It has been repotted once about 10 years ago. It probably needs repotting again but I'm scared of killing it.
BigBertha I love Bounty bars too.

I’m enjoying a very lazy day - one of the few for a while - since a guest is arriving from Sweden on Weds and I’ll need to blitz the house first, - plus dd and 3 Gdcs will also be staying on Saturday night, in order to leave SiL in peace to get a major job done at home.

Yesterday I finally finished my 4th (I think) Big Fat Ted plus little hand puppet friend, ready to post off to Knit for Nowt. Also have a massive bag of outgrown clothes from dd, to post to her cousin. It’s going to need 2 parcels, so that’ll be 3 big ones - I shall use Click and Drop and pay a bit extra for the postman to collect them. Well worth 60p a pop!