Google blushes

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I couldn’t identify a pretty bird in the garden so I googled”Tits images”. 😱Definitely nothing to do with the RSPB😀

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I'm not going to try either of those!!

On another forum ages ago I posted about ‘tits on fat balls’ Afraid to say it was quite deliberate, but we really did have a lot of long tailed tits on that particular bird delicacy at the time.

Oh yes. Trying to print out ready made Christmas cards for my pupils to colour in, I wanted google to show for me, for me to copy and glue 3 double-lined font Xx.
I was very surprised what I was shown when I just typed in xxx.
It wasn’t very Christmasy!

In my innocence I once googled Virgin trains.

I was trying to make a toy hen and chicks. I googled "chicks"

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I'm chuckling away to myself, best laugh I've had for days!

Reminds of previous posts regarding,glory holes and pearl necklaces🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Adult colouring books for my elderly father. You'd be amazed what some people like to colour in

My older, quite prim and proper SinL gave me a colouring in book and pencils years ago. No idea why, as it wasn’t something I did, or wanted to try. Last week, I decided to give it all to a lady who did car boot sales - TG I flicked through the pages first!!
Despite the pretty patterns, each picture contained an obscene expression including the C word and I don’t mean Christmas!!

Years ago when I was new to computers I wanted to book a treat for hubby's birthday. I was thinking a driving experience, sailing, flight on a Spitfire type of thing. Virgin did these experiences so I typed in Virgin Experience. You can imagine what came up. I yelled to my daughter to make it all go away!!!

I googled fiends reunited 🤦🏼‍♀️

When working in health education with children, I looked up feet pictures for a work shop and got plenty of suggestions not suitable for children!!

yes . I had a shock when I looked up the band Mcfly several years ago for my grandchildren. .... I just entered the word Mcfly and was shocked at what appeared and deleted quickly hoping it wouldn't stay on my computer..

I then typed in adding band.

Until I read and puzzled over some of these I didn’t realise how innocent I am and I’m not googling them.
My sensibilities wouldn’t allow it.

A few years ago, it was DH's wish to go on a cruise. Although not my cup of tea, I agreed and planned to make the best of it.
We usually research quite thoroughly the places we visit beforehand, including recommendations etc.
I innocently googled “tips for cruising” - realised I must've had a very sheltered life as the results were WAY more than I bargained for

So glad I am not alone!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

Imagine the trouble you can get into when typing in something to do with your old School which was in Cockermouth!!!!!!
Yes, both a friend and I have accidentally done it and shut down quickly. Cockermouth meet-ups? School reunions. The worst was when Friends Reunited was on the go.

Not me, but my daughter was doing a theatre production and need safe plug tops. She googled rubber plugs.
some very interesting results .

My DH wanted to order something from the House of Bath but he typed in Bath House and was quite surprised by what turned up. I have often thought of trying to see what happens if you put 'Looking for a black bitch' into Google - I would be talking about Labradors but...!

My unfortunate search was for things to stop the french doors banging into the lean-to pergola frame. I searched for "door restraints". It was quite an education. I should have searched for "door restrainers".

I asked a young male shop assistant if he had fat balls! (for the birds in my garden)