WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Pittcity I hope it’s wrapped up with a bow on it 😱

Pittcity 😳

You’re on Doodle - sparkly karaoke outfits it is …. I’ll start with “Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon” 🎵🎵
What you doing?

Who is in charge of the llamas? Nobody has approached me to provide a veterinary opinion re the animals welfare and nutritional needs. My vet would be pleased to assist.

Please do not undercook the sprouts-we cannot have punters hospitalised because somebody was trying to save on gas or electricity and the food was raw. It should be okay as there are 2 more weeks but it has been too tight timewise for my liking.

👉 Brook , Charleygirl. ……nothing to do with me……shuffles off.

I know how to prepare and cook the perfect sprouts! Cut off the bottom bit, carve a cross in the centre of the sprouts, boil in salty water for 20 mins, drain and add pepper and butter then tip the lot in the waste bin.Voila! Perfect sprouts.

I’ve been drinking Baileys over at the Gransnet Christmas Party and had a load of mince pies, cheese straws and dinky little things stuffed with prawns.Am feeling a bit 🤢 now, can I sit on the barman’s knee for a while?

Don’t worry Charley we had all the llamas down at Grin and Bear Pet Care last week - all sorted, I was told never to bring them back again so they must be ok

When is Karaoke night?😢

You sing, I shall be giving these out selling these at the door🤨.

All colours and fxtures available.

You’ll have to shove Pittcity off first Oreo she’s been sat there ages waiting for her present to arrive 🙄

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Pittcity I wouldn't bother with Angus McCoatup. There's not much down there. All I found was a cheese bap for his lunch and nothing much else.
brookthe llamas want to join in with 'llama chameleon'. Gnasher has a good voice but the others .........

ixion and sizes ?

Thor is sitting in the kitchen under the scrambled egg mess on the ceiling from when the microwave exploded, singing 🎶 I’ll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like I’m someone 🎶
Sweat dripping in to the sprouts. Still rock solid, 14 days to go.

Just been exploring Lidl and bought one of these. Just the thing to go with the scrambled egg.

Ooh I love a long sausage 😍

I used to think I was unshockable but ...😳

WYSIWYG at the Argy Bargy Bar and Grill. Lower Morals. Underdunberry. Slackshire.

And what you don’t see doesn’t bear close scrutiny!!

It’s a bit on the thin size tho😲
Length isn’t everything so they say.I could just do a couple of fat bangers and scrambled egg if it can be scraped off the ceiling.Who’s this Thor character btw? Does he have a big hammer by any chance?

Is that your new address AGAA4 ? You forgot the post code.

Doodle

Ooh I love a long sausage 😍

Get in the queue sister!

Excuse me Oreo but I think you will find i was there at the front of the sausage queue. Mind you I have to agree it’s a bit more chipolata than full on sausage,
Thor most certainly did have a big hammer but after GG got her mitts on him, he’s a shadow of his former self.

Wrap a bit of bacon round it, much more satisfying.
The admiral is cooking tonight, he wants to know who wants stuffing,

Not me thanks…..I’ve had his stuffing before…..it left a lot to be desired. 😮