WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

Maddy, at last a sprout expert, when you do the daily test just sink your teeth in about half an inch then toss the sprout back. Dont forget to put your teeth back in.

Oooh, I didn’t know the Argy had reopened. How wonderful. What needs doing? I’ll get on with it and then join Oreo with a few Baileys. Ooh, I love that smell of sprouts, they’ll be just right by Christmas Day.

Tizliz you naughty girl, a bit of voyeurism, we hadn’t thought of that, could be a nice little earner.

Oreo if you feed a bit of tinsel to the llamas they’ll soon give you a sparkly dress when they sneeze

Bodgit and Scarper also laid the drainage in the cellar. Phwoar Pitt you wouldn’t believe the pong. Not so bad when turned to ice with the Baileys.
Now who wanted a free Baileys?

Perhaps Roses can spare some tassels for newcomers, careful with any loin cloth as the llamas are partial to a pork loin.
We do have some leftover hula skirts from one of our Hawaiian theme nights, help yourselves.

Who employed Bodgit and Scarper to refurb the lavs?

Charleygirl5

AGAA4 please feel free to make an appointment via my secretary. I have several rooms and the clothes are arranged per season. Is that not how you organise your wardrobe? Some clothes are only worn once and then I pass them on to deserving causes.

I’m a deserving cause, have you got anything sparkly for Christmas wear?

pce612

I have no idea what this is about.

Me neither, even after reading all six pages😂
But it sounds like a fun place to be.Am a bit wary about llamas after once being sneezed on by one😲
Am up for a boozy session with you tho, and will have several large Baileys please if they’re free.

Don’t worry the Admiral has has contacted a large ship off the coast and they are heading over to pick up the llamas and asked if they could spend some time at the Argy. This can only go well you can thank me later hope brook can cope

Do you have a viewing gallery?

Charleygirl it's easy to arrange my wardrobe of one dress and 2 pairs of bloomers. I have that many pairs so I can change them every month.

Kay Oss! Quick we need the llamas to distract them. May Hem has a lot of front and it's already spilling out of her dress. The Admiral is heading towards her .....

AGAA4 please feel free to make an appointment via my secretary. I have several rooms and the clothes are arranged per season. Is that not how you organise your wardrobe? Some clothes are only worn once and then I pass them on to deserving causes.

How far off shore is the Culture seeking yacht. Bacon, egg and sausage has been whisked with ketchup for a taste of England, optional added extra barabrith for taste of Wales and a bit of haggis for a taste of Scotland and garnished with shamrock for Northern Ireland.

AGA we need a diversion Kay Oss has just come in the back and May Hem in the front. Meanwhile Officer Dribble is at the bar asking to see the licence.

Must be the most exciting thing to have happened to Llandudno in a while.
So I'm led to believe

You are brave brook bringing those llamas back. They've caused a lot of trouble on the promenade. Gnasher ran off with a man's hat. Humpfree stole someone's lunch and Alarma has been in the jewellers asking for a diamond tiara.

I forgot my manners. Didn’t offer pce and Chrisy a drink. What’s yer poison ladies? Using the latter term loosely of course or you wouldn’t be in here.

Last seen trotting up the Gt Orme Laura but I’m going to round them up now and bring them home on the train

Charleygirl do you have any posh frocks you don't want for a poor brewer who hasn't had a new one since that episode with the Admiral. I've heard you have a whole roomful of Armani dresses.

May Hem is punter we don't want at the Argy. Remember what she did last time. Brought chaos. Kay Oss is even worse than May.

Brook was asked to take the llamas for a piano lesson (novelty act) but when she said Alpaca suitcase they bolted.
Last seen in Llandudno.

Sven and Thor last seen on the common wheeling a huge cannon. I suspect May Hem is about to be released, look out London.

I suspect Charlygirls butler and two valets have been trying to get a job at the Argy. Mustapha, Cantapha and Hashadda have submitted a cv saying they’re fed up cleaning the loos and cutting the toenails of a posh bird who’s known to frequent this establishment.