WANTED staff and punters Argy Bargy under new management

WYSIWYG at the Argy Bargy Bar and Grill. Lower Morals. Underdunberry. Slackshire.

I used to think I was unshockable but ...😳

Ooh I love a long sausage 😍

Just been exploring Lidl and bought one of these. Just the thing to go with the scrambled egg.

Thor is sitting in the kitchen under the scrambled egg mess on the ceiling from when the microwave exploded, singing 🎶 I’ll be riding shotgun underneath the hot sun, feeling like I’m someone 🎶
Sweat dripping in to the sprouts. Still rock solid, 14 days to go.

ixion and sizes ?

Pittcity I wouldn't bother with Angus McCoatup. There's not much down there. All I found was a cheese bap for his lunch and nothing much else.
brookthe llamas want to join in with 'llama chameleon'. Gnasher has a good voice but the others .........

-textures

You’ll have to shove Pittcity off first Oreo she’s been sat there ages waiting for her present to arrive 🙄

When is Karaoke night?😢

You sing, I shall be giving these out selling these at the door🤨.

All colours and fxtures available.

Don’t worry Charley we had all the llamas down at Grin and Bear Pet Care last week - all sorted, I was told never to bring them back again so they must be ok

I’ve been drinking Baileys over at the Gransnet Christmas Party and had a load of mince pies, cheese straws and dinky little things stuffed with prawns.Am feeling a bit 🤢 now, can I sit on the barman’s knee for a while?

I know how to prepare and cook the perfect sprouts! Cut off the bottom bit, carve a cross in the centre of the sprouts, boil in salty water for 20 mins, drain and add pepper and butter then tip the lot in the waste bin.Voila! Perfect sprouts.

👉 Brook , Charleygirl. ……nothing to do with me……shuffles off.

Who is in charge of the llamas? Nobody has approached me to provide a veterinary opinion re the animals welfare and nutritional needs. My vet would be pleased to assist.

Please do not undercook the sprouts-we cannot have punters hospitalised because somebody was trying to save on gas or electricity and the food was raw. It should be okay as there are 2 more weeks but it has been too tight timewise for my liking.

You’re on Doodle - sparkly karaoke outfits it is …. I’ll start with “Llama llama llama llama llama chameleon” 🎵🎵
What you doing?

Pittcity 😳

Pittcity I hope it’s wrapped up with a bow on it 😱

brook if you stand next to the Admiral in the choir, no one will hear you anyway next to his booming voice.
Bags you and I do a Christmas duet together on Karaoke night.
We could use those sparkly outfits we got from Sexy Sadie last year……..I think I can still squeeze into mine. 🤔

ixion I’ll have you know I got a standing ovation for my stint on the auctioneers box. They’d not seen anyone perform such stunts with a chicken, an egg whisk and a frying pan before 😡

Angus McCoatup has put on his jammies and told me that my present is under the tree 😳

Im good at Karaoke not sure about a choir

Off to check on the sprouts, bubbling away nicely, the added llama spit has added flavour but adding Oreo’s bloomers to the boiling water has made them a peculiar colour.
Hope they start to soften soon. 15 days to go

Not a Lot to brag about then

It was the raised bit at the end of the Fruit and Veg market, Laura.
Y'know, the bit where the auctioneer stands?