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Early bird, that’s me. I want to get my hands on those matelots before everyone else does (that Charleygirl for instance), but just back from the harbour and still no sign.

I’ll hold you to that Doodle, thanks, always up for a new cocktail!

Doodle

Pittcity got any more …..friends? 😍

Nope, but there was a man at the door earlier who soldme a box of kittens. Anybody want one?

Do you think they’ll get on with the llamas Pitt?

Oh dear, no - I thought it was the sprouts, but when I went into the snug it turned out the pong was coming from the Admiral… we really must get him into that sheep dip.

Be careful what you wish for Delila those matelots are the crew of HMS Sulky Squid headed by the Admiral. A motley lot. Don't worry though I've asked the weightlifting lads from the gym to come later and they are a sight to behold.

I can handle a motley lot AGAA4, but thanks for the heads-up.

I like the sound of the weightlifting lads!

Sorry I am late, popped into our local on Sunday lunchtime to recruit some nubile young men to help us out here.

Woke up a couple of hours ago wearing a barkeepers overall and a bow tie, anyone got any spare clothes I can borrow 😳

GG13 if you look in the cupboard at the top of the stairs there are some Chanel dresses that * Charleygirl* forgot last night. She has gone to Fortnums today to stock up on quail's
eggs and caviar plus several bottles of champagne so she won't notice.

You’ll be fine as you are GG, sounds as though you’ve got it covered… all of it.
A lot of happy looking nubile young men following you
Oh heck, maybe fetch a tea towel for your backside..
Stop sashaying, it makes them worse, noisy lot.

Delilah keep your distance from the weightlifting lads… oh noooo you should have listened, how are you going to get down from that chandelier now

Gawd Pitt, those kittens are growling at the llamas, the Admiral is growling at GG, May Hem and Kay OSS in the bar, all hell has let loose.

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Gawd Pitt, those kittens are growling at the llamas, the Admiral is growling at GG, May Hem and Kay OSS in the bar, all hell has let loose.

Shal I dial 999?

I could do with a hand Laura - anybody?

I have a choice of pink plastic or black lace covered hands, each stolen from Sexy Sadie’s sensual underwear shop. Take your pick Delila.
Or open the box

Dial 999 Pitt, it’s been a while since we’ve had a beefy paramedic in here

Looking good in that Chanel dress GG, don’t let Charleygirl see you. The clash with the red stockings and white high heeled shoes might upset her sensibilities.

Worrying. May and Kay's boyfriends have just walked in. Dan Gerous and Chris Tingle. The local Mafia.

Thanks, but I haven’t got time to open the box Laura, slipping fast…..aargh! Oh thanks be! Dan Gerous walked in just as I was falling and gave me a soft landing! Things are looking up.

I had to opt for the white stilettos, being from Essex…

Not like Dan Gerous to be soft Delia. I expect GG has had her hands on him. You should have seen the state she left Gorgeous George in. 😱

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Stand by. Boats in! Matelots are swarming around May Hem to the extent that the Culture lot won't leave their Cruise ship. No compatible drinking chums for Charleygirl tonight then.

GG stunning as usual. Must say those white stilettos really set off your derrière. Is that a tattoo of Sir Tom you’ve got 😱

Pitcity I think you’d better keep those cute little kitties away from the llamas. Alarma has been eyeing one of them up as her new winter coat. 🧥 i

GG did you have to wear the liberty bodice with the Chanel dress? Ah well it is very cold.