TerriBull
Well I'm going to do my up-most to look at this new initiatives in the best possible light.
Firstly, if this new influencer website is to be moulded in the manner of Goop, let us all be grateful there's been no talk of the steaming of private parts, thankfully Gwyneth has that covered, or maybe I should say uncovered.
Secondly let's not forget the Duchy of Cornwall launched quite a few delicious products of their own, so there's no reason why The Duchessy can't do the same.
Here's a sneak preview of what's on offer.
Obviously, during her time in England, Meghan will have acquainted herself of just how popular marmalade is and I think she will have put much effort into producing her own brand, The excellent "My Truth Marmalade" range is redolent of both Meghan and Harry insomuch as being both rich and bitter. Moving on to the The Third Second Man range, the Harry Lime Marmalade will not be to everyone's taste, initially sweet but with pithy undertones.
Other products worth a mention would be " No one Ever Asked Me How I Am" Nut Butters, absolutely delicious spread thickly on the "Thanks For Asking" Thins
The Porky Pies, which come in a range of sizes will no doubt be a great success and would be most appropriate for those cosy sit down "lets talk about the family interviews", when a larger Porky Pie could be shared out with whoever is hosting, although it would have to be borne in mind that certain interviewers maybe prone to choke on such a delicacy when expressing faux amazement to startling revelations where there's a faint hint of an insincere suggestion that they haven't previously been primed on that. This of course is when "Grifters' Gripe Water" is so useful to have to hand, especially when it's worked wonders when choking on a porky pie of your own.
There's a delightful array of linens on offer, in particular beautiful duvet covers with hand embroidered homilies, I particularly liked the cheerful "Look Who's Got The Biggest Bedroom Now!" or "My SPARE Room Is Bigger Than Yours"
Also worth a mention are the delightful china dog bowls with lettering around the sides in an Emma Bridgewater fashion, maybe less food orientated but fun anyway, the standout one being "Willy Broke My Necklace" with a realistic decoration of a scattering of the colourful broken beads in the bowl part. Another has a humorous caricature of Harry head first into the dog bowl and that would be a delight for any young child, which could possibly be extended to cereal bowls too.
Some products will miss the mark though, "Sustainable Travalyst Tripe" would be one, I mean who wants to swallow a load of tripe, sustainable or otherwise 
My advice would be if going for meat products stick to the porky pies 
that's what the general public are most familiar with.
There are numerous beauty products but what came out tops amongst trial focus groups was the brilliant "She Made Me Cry Shampoo" gives one's tresses an amazing shine.
So there you have it, a few positives 
But wouldn't they actually all be far more interesting than the equivalent Wales range?
Which offers household goods in all shades of white including shadow white, smile white and whisp white.
A range of china so thin you can see through it,
An instruction book "How not to photoshop"
A few used and slightly soiled, tarnished halos.
and assorted paper party supplies, unused, end of lines, not environmentally friendly.
(Waits for the outcry- don't be nasty to St Catherine)
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