There's a neighbour in his garden power washing the patio, very noisily. It's been going on for approx. 2.5 hours. He's a man-child with a Godawful noisy toy to 'play' with.
Looking down at him from the bedroom window and the silly grin on his stupid face says it all - he's utterly ecstatic!
Later, he'll be out and about with his brand new sit-on mower, showing off. And it's only an average suburban back garden. He could cut the bloody grass with dressmaking scissors, for crying out loud.
AIBU to wish toilet cubicles were a decent size.


