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Knock knock jokes

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Whingey Mon 03-Mar-25 09:39:43

My grandchildren love them. One from me. Knock knock. Who's there? A little old lady
A little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel!

Grannylynj Sun 09-Mar-25 14:05:03

Is a bell necessary on a bicycle

JaneJudge Sun 09-Mar-25 14:07:34

I can only remember
Teresa
Teresa who?
Teresa Green didn't you know that?

watermeadow Tue 11-Mar-25 18:27:11

My favourite:
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Nicholas
Nicholas who?
Nicholas girls shouldn’t climb trees.

Oreo Tue 11-Mar-25 18:34:00

😂

Wheniwasyourage Tue 11-Mar-25 21:16:06

The one I used to know as the Irish knock knock joke (but wouldn't call it that now of course, as mentioned in a previous post; probably I'd just call it a different knock knock joke!) went like this:

Person A: Do you want to hear a knock knock joke?
Person B: Yes, go on.
Person A: Ok. You start.
Person B: Knock knock
Person A: Who's there?
Person B: confused

Clawdy Wed 12-Mar-25 11:57:46

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Euripides.
Euripides who?
Euripides trousers, you menda dese trousers! (Said in an Italian accent!)

Indigo8 Wed 12-Mar-25 12:04:45

You have to be holding a glass of water before you start.

Knock knock
Who's there?
John
John who?
John the Baptist (dip fingers in glass and flick water in the other person's face)

This knock knock joke works better in real life.