Usually it’s needing the loo! Or arthritic pain.
I’m currently away from home on a summer school on a university campus. I’ve been awake a while, but I’m guessing everyone in the building is awake now at 6.30, as the bin lorry has just been. That made enough noise in itself, then the men were shouting as they worked, but what really amused me was an automated voice, in the poshest of accents, announcing
“ Stand clear. Vehicle reversing”.
You must be old if you have a purse or a wallet.
Cox’s Apples Can’t seem to find any!
Coul you live on a cruise ship


