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Just for laughs

(105 Posts)
Yehbutnobut Sun 24-Nov-19 09:15:15

I think we take this Christmas business too seriously so here’s my contribution!

Bathsheba Sun 24-Nov-19 09:16:16

Oh that's good ybnb grin

DanniRae Sun 24-Nov-19 09:18:46

That really made me laugh ybnb! Thank you grin

MawB Sun 24-Nov-19 09:22:01

gringrin

Nannylovesshopping Sun 24-Nov-19 09:42:15

😂 love it!

Witzend Mon 25-Nov-19 17:23:03

Brilliant!

SirChenjin Mon 25-Nov-19 17:27:12

Love it grin

agnurse Mon 25-Nov-19 17:36:49

There's a very funny children's Christmas song called "Nuttin' for Christmas". You can find a music video on YouTube.

I broke my bat on Johnny's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I put a frog in sister's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I spilled ink on Mommy's rug,
I made Tommy eat a bug,
Bought some gum with a penny slug,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...

(Chorus)

I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas!
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas!
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I put a tack on Teacher's chair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I put gum in Suzy's hair,
Somebody snitched on me.
I did a dance on Mommy's plants,
Climbed a tree and tore my pants,
Filled the sugar bowl with ants,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...

(Chorus)

I won't be seeing Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight,
Next year I'll be good, just wait!
I'd start now but it's too late,
Somebody snitched on me.
Oh...

(Chorus)

shysal Mon 25-Nov-19 18:51:48

Here is my offering.

sodapop Mon 25-Nov-19 19:52:28

Love the alternative look at Christmas grin

MawB Mon 25-Nov-19 20:07:57

Oh deer!

MamaCaz Mon 25-Nov-19 20:10:50

I'm loving these grin

Ohmother Mon 25-Nov-19 20:21:07

More please. 😂

Ohmother Mon 25-Nov-19 20:23:30

How about this? If it posts....

BradfordLass72 Mon 25-Nov-19 21:56:50

At least is doesn't insult fat people

BradfordLass72 Mon 25-Nov-19 22:00:51

Please tell me this Christmas Gingerbread man isn't wearing a truss.

crazyH Mon 25-Nov-19 22:06:01

Some good laughs here 👍

Bathsheba Mon 25-Nov-19 22:17:00

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Smileless2012 Mon 25-Nov-19 22:23:27

These are so funny, what a great idea for a thread Yehbutnobut, I'm still laughing at yours; fabulousgrin.

angie95 Mon 25-Nov-19 22:43:44

Oh brilliant. Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat, please put a pound in my bobble hat, if you haven't got a pound, 50p will do, if you haven't got 50p well go stuff you!

shysal Tue 26-Nov-19 08:41:15

Too much choice on this search, so thought I would post the lot!
Christmas cartoons

fourormore Tue 26-Nov-19 09:44:44

Shysal these are all brilliant thank you for cheering us all up!
If you wouldn't mind and have a few minutes to spare, could you put the cartoon you put on this thread yesterday about wanting the big fat bank account and thin body onto the 'I'm a Pear' thread - pretty please!
I am not as clever as you and wouldn't know where to start!
My fellow losers and I are struggling on that thread and it would definitely cheer us up!
Many thanks! flowersflowersflowers

00mam00 Tue 26-Nov-19 09:46:13

youtu.be/RFeb-HZ4JSA
I hope this works, I love it, love it, love it. A great Christmas video.

Lindaloulabel Tue 26-Nov-19 09:52:36

Sooo funny oh the relief of laughter on a dark damp day
😆😆😁😁

Chewbacca Tue 26-Nov-19 10:00:23

Brilliant contributions from everyone but Maw's made me laugh out loud! grin