I think we take this Christmas business too seriously so here’s my contribution!
Shysal 
My DGS gave an unexpected big finish complete with jazz hands at the end of his first nativity play.
I loved this one. Might be of interest to rufus?
This is me! ?
Awesome stuff ladies, made me laugh out loud at the end of a long hard day 
Love this one.
A clearer picture!
grannybuy
That would be my sister in years gone by ?
This isn't strictly a Christmas joke - it applies at any time!
I loved this one. Might be of interest to rufus?
Jane; Why me? Believe me, I'm a regular sort of guy; ask any nurse 
But this might be of interest to you!
I recently bought, from a Christmas gift catalogue, a so-called motion detector light that you hang on the rim of the bowl (notice, no 'e') and which is supposed to light up when you enter and go off when you leave, but it doesn't work. I've tested it several times, but no go! Now I'm wondering what sort of motion do they mean! 
grannyby; Couldn't you have posted an even clearer picture? It wouldn't copy/paste, so I've had to transcribe the text; "Three Wise Women"
would have arrived on time and delivered the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole and there would have been Peace on Earth.
And presumably, they would have expressed their thanks and given blessings to the Good Shepherd who would have previously serviced them and their machine and guided them to the right road, of righteousness!
But not a LAMB casserole, please! Poor little defenceless thing. Hopefully those three witches turn out to be Vegans, or at least stick to their usual diet of frog's legs, lizards and newts etc. Bon Appetite.
I love this card for Christmas!
Another favourite of mine-
Just seen this one
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