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The Gransnet Virtual Christmas party 2020 with Ensure NutriVigor

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NatashaGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 14-Dec-20 10:25:42

A festive hello to all gransnetters! tchsmile

As everyone else seems to already have their fairy lights twinkling and baubles out, we thought it’s time for us to do the same. So welcome everyone to our annual Gransnet Christmas Party. As health has been top of most of our agendas this year, we’re thrilled that Ensure NutriVigor is sponsoring this year’s festivities.

Not only that but they are giving one lucky gransnetter on this thread a £100 voucher to spend at a shop of their choice to start the new year in style (usual competition T&Cs apply). The winner will be picked at random from all who comment on this thread by 11am on 1st January 2021, so don’t forget to pop on and wish your fellow GNers a merry Christmas! flowers

It’s fair to say 2020 has been a bit of a shocker, and we know that because of health concerns, long distances, or many other reasons, plenty of you will be spending Christmas on your own. Which is where the Gransnet Virtual Christmas Party comes in. No need to battle the ghastly traffic, icy weather or smile through the sprouts. Simply don your sparkliest finery, pour a glass of your favourite tipple and come join us for some good company, virtual mince pies and questionable taste in Christmas decor - we do gaudy very well here at HQ. tchgrin

Everyone is welcome (as long as you bring something tasty to add to our virtual buffet) and even if you’ve got a busy day planned do pop in and wish your fellow gransnetters a Merry Christmas.

In the meantime shall we get into the spirit with some really cheesy Christmas jokes? Who’s first?

Nicole1709 Sun 20-Dec-20 20:30:48

What cheese is made backwards? Edam smile

mauraB Sun 20-Dec-20 20:38:52

Happy Christmas Everyone!
When I was a kid I loved carols.
I remember singing with great gusto "We three kings are Vory and Tar" I thought it meant big and brave.

Pittcity Sun 20-Dec-20 20:52:15

Here's another one.

Alioop Sun 20-Dec-20 21:59:47

Merry Christmas To You All!

DC64 Sun 20-Dec-20 22:07:54

?... What kind of Christmas music do elves like? ...
?... ‘Wrap’ music
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Merry Christmas... hope you get to be with it virtually see your nearest and dearest!

NanaJan2020 Mon 21-Dec-20 11:25:38

I wish everyone on their own this year a gentle Christmas, full of self care and kindness to yourselves, in the company of the person who loves you most in the world. Virtual hugs and smiles of support to anyone who needs them ?? Janet xx xx

Pittcity Mon 21-Dec-20 12:38:09

New tier 5 rules for Christmas Day ?

owl5454 Mon 21-Dec-20 16:35:06

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Can I get anyone a drink, I'm having my annual baileys

Pittcity Mon 21-Dec-20 16:36:23

My children asked for a traditional Victorian Christmas so I've given them a 90 hour working week and rickets.

xsophiefx Mon 21-Dec-20 20:22:41

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!

dwgw6062 Mon 21-Dec-20 22:12:29

A fish swims into a wall. Dam! ??

quizqueen Tue 22-Dec-20 19:13:45

My granddaughter's favourite ....why is Elsa never invited to parties where there are balloons?...because she let them go.

kamoc Tue 22-Dec-20 19:42:39

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
Santa Jaws!

yoeydavis Wed 23-Dec-20 00:09:52

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
He got 25 days!

Daddima Wed 23-Dec-20 17:16:54

Pittcity

My children asked for a traditional Victorian Christmas so I've given them a 90 hour working week and rickets.

My favourite!

BradfordLass73 Thu 24-Dec-20 08:08:49

santatracker.google.com/likealight.html

granofone Thu 24-Dec-20 09:23:49

How do Snowmen travel? on an icicle

grandtanteJE65 Thu 24-Dec-20 10:52:11

Just to wish you all a Happy Christmas, or as happy as possible in the circumstances.

Everything is on track here for a big celebration, encompassing DH, cat and me!

LauraNorder Thu 24-Dec-20 14:23:30

Babsy

Hi, can someone tell me how I can make a comment on the forums? I can’t seem to log in ...

Best of the lot Babsy
So funny

lemonbuns Thu 24-Dec-20 16:05:45

Merry Christmas to everyone! By the way-do you know a Christmas tree's favorite singer? (Spruce Springsteen) tchgrin

janeparry39 Fri 25-Dec-20 08:38:18

Just seen Chris Rea put his car back in the garage ??

Mollygo Fri 25-Dec-20 08:39:23

Happy Christmas wherever you are!??

Blackcat3 Fri 25-Dec-20 08:44:14

Did you know that there’s a new version of monopoly for 2020?
It’s called The Dominic Cummings version....you can go anywhere you want, you don’t have to obey the rules and you never go to jail!
Merry Christmas everyone!

fritherdog Fri 25-Dec-20 08:44:20

I’m no good at jokes so just wish you all a Happy Christmas! Thanks for being there!

mumofmadboys Fri 25-Dec-20 08:45:15

Have a happy and peaceful Christmas everyone!