Christmas Songs I Dislike.

What's that one that goes 'last Christmas I GEV you my heart.......' It's not GEV it's GAVE!!! For goodness sake.
As for Mistletoe and Wine,,,no, no, no. Cliff, whatever were you thinking? Christ-i-an rhyme......ye gods.
Slade? Used to love it but now I hate it.
No, they are all terrible.
How do people who work in retail put up with having these songs on a loop ALL DAY? I once said to a girl on a checkout in Tesco 'how do you put up with this all day?' She replied 'Oh, I love it!' I must be just a grumpy old grandma.

MissAdventure

When a child is born.
Actually, I dislike all of them.

You and me both,
Have yourself a merry little Christmas is like dirge.
Specially dislike jazzed up version of silent night.

I think Carols are quite nice but loathe the “Xmas songs”
But then I am a bit Christougenniatikophobic

Just for you....

youtu.be/N-PyWfVkjZc

I know, I know, but I can't bear tuneless songs from children. No way would I listen to that Grandma/Grandpa whatever it is by Clive Dunn we thing. Carols sung by proper choirs only. My Dad sang in the choir of St John's College, Cambridge so perhaps it's a genetic thing. My excuse anyway.

sorry 'we love you' thing. Ghastly!!!

I have to say, though, the mere hint of a school nativity play reduces me to tears these days.

Germanshepherdsmum

I know, I know, but I can't bear tuneless songs from children. No way would I listen to that Grandma/Grandpa whatever it is by Clive Dunn we thing. Carols sung by proper choirs only. My Dad sang in the choir of St John's College, Cambridge so perhaps it's a genetic thing. My excuse anyway.

Carols sung by proper choirs only

... me too.

Lucca

I think Carols are quite nice but loathe the “Xmas songs”
But then I am a bit Christougenniatikophobic

Christougenniatikophobic

I confess I had to Google that

... and I certainly can't pronounce it...

Driving Home for Christmas always makes me sad as neither my son nor daughter will manage that from Australia

All I want for Christmas - Mariah Carey ?
Last Christmas- Wham! ❤️

Juliet27

Driving Home for Christmas always makes me sad as neither my son nor daughter will manage that from Australia

... same here... from South Africa

Dislike most Christmas songs, especially Mariah Whatsit.
Oh Holy Night is my favourite - we have a busker in Newcastle outside M&S some Wednesday’s - he sang it last week and I saw several people dabbing their eyes - could have just been a bit of grit!
I’m appalled that Sky Sports is using Little Drummer Boy on their advertisement this year. Perhaps their ad team is too young to have heard of the Moors Murderers?

Georgesgran

Dislike most Christmas songs, especially Mariah Whatsit.
Oh Holy Night is my favourite - we have a busker in Newcastle outside M&S some Wednesday’s - he sang it last week and I saw several people dabbing their eyes - could have just been a bit of grit!
I’m appalled that Sky Sports is using Little Drummer Boy on their advertisement this year. Perhaps their ad team is too young to have heard of the Moors Murderers?

I'm not too young to have heard of the Moors Murderers, Georgesgran, bu what's the connection? I must be missing something here.

Greg Lake was also in King Crimson if anyone remembers them?

I just love old fashioned Christmas carols, the ones that were sung in pubs before they migrated to churches! Also the very old carols that are barely know these days.

To answer OP. Anything that is more modern than the above especially White Christmas and Fairy Tale of New York.

Lucca

I think Carols are quite nice but loathe the “Xmas songs”
But then I am a bit Christougenniatikophobic

Same here. Quite like Carols but can't stand most Christmas songs

I'm also a bit Christougenniatikopobic but I didn't know it till you told me Lucca!

Oh no - missed out the h!

I certainly remember the band name, kadinsky.
I seem to vaguely remember a kind of manic rock-a-Billy type song by them?
Perhaps it's all in mind though

NotTooOld

Georgesgran

Dislike most Christmas songs, especially Mariah Whatsit.
Oh Holy Night is my favourite - we have a busker in Newcastle outside M&S some Wednesday’s - he sang it last week and I saw several people dabbing their eyes - could have just been a bit of grit!
I’m appalled that Sky Sports is using Little Drummer Boy on their advertisement this year. Perhaps their ad team is too young to have heard of the Moors Murderers?

I'm not too young to have heard of the Moors Murderers, Georgesgran, bu what's the connection? I must be missing something here.

Me too ?
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Most are awful Little Drummer Boy and Mary's BoyChild are the worst. Cliff is too awful for words. Favourite is Shepherds Farewell.

The Moors Murder trial heard that Brady and Hindley played Little Drummer Boy as they tortured and killed Lesley Anne Downey. I have to switch it off whenever it’s played.

I hate Mistletoe & Wine & Marys Boy Child, not over fond of Wham’s last Christmas. The ones I love….Fairy Tale of New York, Chuck Berry’s Run Rudolph Run & Darlene Loves Marshmallow World. Favourite carol at school was Once in Royal David’s City.

We wish you a wombling merry christmas is up there with the bad 'uns.

Most Christmas Carols are fine but most Christmas Songs are dire. The Greg Lake one (Emerson, Lake and Palmer) is beautiful. George Michael’s Last Christmas is wonderful. The lyrics are bland and ridiculous but his voice…