Couldn’t Father Christmas help?

What a brilliant idea! 💡

I dont know how to tell you this but hes not r...
Nope cant bring myself to do it

Galaxy

I dont know how to tell you this but hes not r...
Nope cant bring myself to do it

Love it !🤣🤣🤣

Galaxy

I dont know how to tell you this but hes not r...
Nope cant bring myself to do it

😲

Surely ....
I'm going to cry now

I’ve no idea what she’s talking about Callistemon
There are so many troublemakers on GN recently

😂

I'll have a word with him and see what he can do Jpb1

#MotherChristmas

Brilliant idea! Fortunately, only one of my GC is of the age to expect countless gifts, mainly plastic tat that she doesn't receive by the way, and I am sure just such an advertisement from the big man himself would get the message across.

I have broken GN. I am so ashamed.

Oh, but they have (ever increasing) expectations, don't they? They seem to expect an awful lot. They'll compare what they got, where they went and what they did with all their little greedy friends. Their parents will feel obliged to 'keep up with the Jones's', have a brilliant day (at any cost) - and will max out their credit cards and overdrafts to do it (then compare with their friends by posting online). (What we had was a stocking, a gift from Father Christmas, another from our parents - and a nice dinner. Anything from aunts etc. was a bonus - but never expected.)

What a great idea, but don't tell Mr. S. will you.

Galaxy

I have broken GN. I am so ashamed.

I think that you should just leave the thread Galaxy, to be perfectly honest.
It’s not all about you, you know

Galaxy

I have broken GN. I am so ashamed.

No pressies for you this year!

🤶

Never ming GN, what about the broken grans who probably haven't even put the sprouts on yet.

I bought you a book for Christmas, Galaxy
It's called The Legend of St. Nicholas: A Story of Christmas Giving

I'll get DH to drop it down your chimney
🤶 🎅

Stocking full of ashes for Galaxy this year.

I can still remember the name of the first person who tried that stunt with me, Galaxy.
Pah! I’ll still put out some sherry and a mince pie even if I have to consume them myself!

You can go off people you know…
😉

I've included a bar of soap in her stocking so she can wash her mouth out.

No FC indeed!
I haven't told him.
🤶

I am terrified now.
I put out the mince pie too nannagarra, this is my internet persona I am not like this in real life.

What no Santa????? So who has been coming into my bedroom on Christmas Eve? What the hell…………………(haha). thanks for the laugh! Tell the kids today that they are only getting 3 things for christmas……………………. Help my sides are hurting laughing!!!!

What if "what they want" costs as much as a second mortgage?

Galaxy and all who follow 🤣🤣

So who is eating the mince pie you put out Galaxy?
Is it you trying vainly to remove the taste of Calli’s carbolic soap?

Or

Dah, dah, dah…

Could it be Santa?
🎅 🎅 🎅

We need to get to the bottom of this. Pronto Tonto.
Where are GN’s detectives today? Are they out buying cornflour, eggs, turkeys, or are they filling up with petrol? Are they watching the chancellor?
Gadzooks! Heavens to Murgatroyd!