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If the younger generation have Mummy Porn.....

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Notsogrand Tue 26-Jun-12 20:39:47

....am I being unreasonable to suggest we have our own, more mature version?
With the Fifty Shades Trilogy breaking all sales records, spawning appreciation societies and leading to a dramatic increase in sales of handcuffs, 'Mummy Porn' is the new buzzy media expression.
I gave up after reading a quarter of the first book and started to think about the literary talents on Gransnet. We could do better!
So instead of young hero Christian Grey (rich, sado-masochist, likes to control and hurt women) and young heroine Anastasia Steele (muppet who lets him) let's call our mature leading characters, Chris Beige and Ana Zinc.
What erotic vignettes can we come up with for our new characters? How about....

As dusk approached, Mr Beige banged the safety bar on his stairlift in a masterful manner and called out 'Ana! Press the button NOW!' Ana stood on the landing gazing down upon her master as he rose towards her (geddit?) As he came closer and closer, she felt the release of her inner goddess. With one hand resting seductively on the handle of her glittered walking stick, she unrolled the garters from the top of her lisle stockings and prepared herself to be overwhelmed.

Over to you ladies & gents......

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 21:36:54

Well nellie will decide whether to come back in due course. I hope she will. What a shame that things deteriorated and caused so much hurt.

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 21:40:20

That's ok. You're forgiven!

snapshot Sat 14-Jul-12 21:41:52

Well Annobel if that is in fact the case I must admit I'm gutted! .. I find a place where I feel comfortable, I see a witty soul who gives much more pleasure than she knows .. and more than that, I find myself ACTUALLY laughing again .. and what happens? .. someone throws a great big spanner in the proverbial and spoils everything!! .. one does seem to meet the high and the low on the net, doesn't one?

Anagram Sat 14-Jul-12 21:42:01

By which I mean that nellie shouldn't be taking the rap on her own.
Neither should I - although it seems as though my apology is not worth acknowledging.

Anagram Sat 14-Jul-12 21:43:34

Sorry, jeni, posted in haste - repented too late...

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 21:43:58

I've said you're forgiven!

Anagram Sat 14-Jul-12 21:48:44

Thanks jeni smile

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 21:48:55

The someone who has thrown the spanner in the proverbial is staying well clear, isn't he?

Hopefully, GNHQ will come along soon and take the offending posts off.

Annobel Sat 14-Jul-12 21:51:35

Nellie should not be taking the rap, but seems to have accepted it. sad

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 21:59:17

I must admit I had found the thread a little boring so had not gone to it for several days!
I can't find any thing objectionable that Ana or Nellie herself said! Or have I missed something ?

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 22:01:46

Sorry, Anagram I missed your post in amongst the fast exchange of views. Of course everything's ok now. I wonder if he'll be as brave as you and Nellie and show his face?

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 22:02:27

Rereading, I did log on on Friday , but before gramps started this bit!

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 22:04:02

It was the way the inclusion of references to children was being perpetuated in the thread jeni. It had been veering off course for quite a while before it got to that stage.

Ariadne Sat 14-Jul-12 22:10:16

I haven't joined in with this thread because I found I was feeling uncomfortable early on with the underlying tone and innuendo. But I am sorry it has ended like this.

Ariadne Sat 14-Jul-12 22:13:31

when maybe I should have spoken earlier too. But I was too much of a wimp and didn't want to be a wet blanket.

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 22:15:41

We can be wimps together Ariadne grin

POGS Sat 14-Jul-12 22:27:51

Nelliedeane.

I am very sorry this has happened to you.

You must be feeling terrible and very upset. flowers

jeni Sat 14-Jul-12 22:28:24

And me!

gramps Sat 14-Jul-12 22:50:51

Whenim,
I have been reading with dismay the results of my thoughtless and entirely unacceptable comments. I take full responsibility for the problems caused, and sincerely hope that nobody else is castigated on my actions! Please remove the thread ASAP.

To you all,I am Not taking part in any more activities on here.

To my friends - thank you for the good company Ladies!

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 22:56:22

I'm glad you have come along and taken some responsibility gramps. It's scary to read sexualised comments that incude references to children.

gramps Sat 14-Jul-12 23:03:26

I shall really miss you all, and so sorry to have let you all down.

Please don't fall out with each other. Very important that friends are not lost over this horrible mistake!

whenim64 Sat 14-Jul-12 23:12:38

I don't think anyone has fallen out gramps. There's a lot of sadness about nellie going AWOL!

gramps Sat 14-Jul-12 23:37:02

Iv'e written to Gransnet apologising for my unacceptable comments, and asking that the offending comments be removed ASAP.

I hope Nell is ok too! Problem is we both have fertile imaginations and "feed"off each other. That is not an excusefor overdoing it though!

POGS Sun 15-Jul-12 00:07:49

Gramps.

I have found this to be a very sad episode altogether.

For me your comments were full of empathy for fellow G.N's and I liked that. I wish all involved could take a step back, reflect and move on without the need to go to the lengths you and Nell feel you have to take, I do understand how you feel though.

Greatnan Sun 15-Jul-12 07:22:12

We can only hope that Nellie and Gramps continue looking in and realise that we all want them to stay with us.