If the younger generation have Mummy Porn.....

More work for the Paramedics!

Struggling to manipulate the now-choking Mr Beige, the two sturdy women heaved him into a sitting position and the larger of them flung her big, strong arms around his corpulent middle to adminsister the Heimlich manouvre...

Bob, meanwhile, was emerging from a marathon with Ana and decided to make it a foursome with Mr B, two Paramedics and a panting Ana!

manoeuvre, even!

It's difficult to get on this morning as I keep reading the latest comments on this Better than Shades of.....

Sorry, should it be fivesome?

Action stations, I've got a stiffy!

I've also lost track of the numbers involved MaggieP but it has gone in a whole new direction........

Are you enjoying this "novel" !! Cari, Geraldine and crew?

She finally sat naked in front of him, after several hours attempting to take off the various layers and underware. Her modesty meant her hands covered her groin. She looked at him earnestly. "I want you to know I have acute angina."
"Glad to hear that!" he said, "because your tits are looking terrible."

Just remember this is grannyporn chaps. Start your own grandad porn if you want. But don't expect it to turn us on!

Dear Ladies, you're doing so well,
We're completely under your spell.
This time in the morn,
How can it be porn?
Ask Mr.Beige,
From your clasp he'll have to be torn!!

gramps ...wicked!

Yes, it's a bit off putting to find unknown names homing in on a bit of innocent fun because of the misleading title. Where are they when the bus pass thread is active? Men!

You "gels" are much better at this sort of thing than wot us blokes is, are, were- Oh, help yerselves Ladies!
BUT keep going!

Hey, What happened to M. Ecru?

We now suspect M.Ecru of being a double agent, in the pay of an infamous porn magazine! He is currently in disguise as a Home Case/ Care, Worker! Will he be unmasked by one of our gallant company??

Watch with Mother for continuing excitement!

He's having a bit of a lie down after last night's shenanigans - his lumbago's playing him up.

And what's Ana up to in the meantime? Has she done with Bob? Did he leave with a chocolaty grin on his face? Did he escape through the bathroom window? Or, did he get well and truly stuck when the window came down on his "bits" as he clambered onto the sill?

As you men will know gramps us 'gels' quickly go off the boil if the atmosphere changes!! Just having a nice cup of tea instead

Also watching Murray at Wimbledon!

Too hot for rampant naughtiness at the moment, anyway - even virtual!

Ecru under cover Quality Care Commission inspector, in drag and awaiting his/her sex change op maybe?

Sounds as though he/she belongs in another genre entirely, Jess!

Yes, watching Murray is much more entertaining than fifty shades of grey hair.