Change of subject :Vibrators in Supermarkets

Wait, what, Cari, my electric toothbrush doesn’t count?

I guess I may as well put it back in the bathroom, then.

My DH did take a vibrator back to a shop in Holland because it didn't work at all. No embarrassment, only apologies for the item not having come up to expectations, and the offer of a free replacement.

And if Happy Shopper don't sell them they really should with that name! Sorry, said she with a big grin on her face.

Years ago when dd1 had recently turned 18, she and I were in a popular supermarket, when she went off to look at something or other. I took the opportunity to slink into the chemist aisle to look at vibrating c##k rings. Before I knew it she was stood behind me saying- nah, you don’t want one of those mum; they only last three minutes ! !! The shame ?swiftly followed by hilarity of course ? that was over ten years ago, I guess Supermarkets have moved on a little bit!

Glad you are all enjoying the thread ladies, a very apt tune has just popped into my head -I’m thinking of good vibrations by the BeeGees accompanied by a recommended speed limit?

This is so funny. Has cheered me up so much as getting over the recent loss of my mother. Thank you everyone!!?

I was thinking of the fruit and veg aisle! Slide it onto the conveyor belt somewhere between the bananas, carrots and the cucumber ??

Thank you for all the laughs. I still don't know what they look like. How can I get one?!!

Brilliant post. Have not laughed so much in a long time.

Conni7 you may soon have the chance to find out

Haven’t laughed so much in ages. Fairly new to gransnet but you lot definitely have my sense of humour.

Why has this page on my tablet got an advert for Cordless Vacuums? Is there something about cordless vacuums I didn't know?

I’ve got ‘how to remove eye bags”!

I don’t think its the vacuum’s cordlessness thats important. More the length of it’s tube.

Be careful not to get the cordless vacuum mixed up with the vibrating vagina like my husband did. Boy, how we all laughed down at the A&E

Yes, *orly's husband has been very poorly, but luckily he's 'picking up' now.

I'm getting adverts for water flossers. The latest one has a review that says 'I wish I had found this years ago and can't wait to see what my hygienist says!'

Maybe the supermarkets are picking up on something.... ‘ make shopping more of a pleasure, not just a routine...’

Well I bet they never thought they would cause so much mirth among the nation's Grannies!

SueDonim, the water flossers (flossies?) were probably concerned about your oral hygiene after hearing about the wild adventures of your electric toothbrush and the potholes.

Apricity

'Good Vibrations' - wasn't that the Beachboys, Brigeit? Such a funny thread -brings back some really happy memories! .

Patsy

I still play the Beach Boys in the car sometimes when I'm on my own

Better get yourself down to the supermarket, Jalima

I didn't see any in M&S Food today

There's always tomorrow!

I think I'll just listen to the Beach Boys