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Win a gorgeous Mason Cash baking range worth £130!

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EmilyGransnet (GNHQ) Mon 06-Oct-14 09:20:06

When choosing a cake recipe to wow your friends and family, do you pick a new one and simply pour your heart into it, or is it a case of batter the devil you know?

To celebrate the launch of the new, colourful and pun-tastic 'Bake My Day' range, Mason Cash has teamed up with Gransnet to give its lovely members the chance to win one of five complete sets of the Bake My Day range worth up to £130!

To take part, all you need to do is put your thinking cap on and post your baking puns on the thread here.
All entries will be judged by the team at Mason Cash, who will pick their five favourite baking puns.

The winners might feature on future additions to the range, so there if your creative wordsmithery is particularly good, it could end up in kitchens all over the world!

This competition has now closed. Thanks for all your entries. Our winners have now been chosen...please see the bottom of the thread to see who!!

rockgran25 Tue 07-Oct-14 14:52:12

I don't bake Jammy Dodgers I bake "Nanny Dodgers".

constance Tue 07-Oct-14 16:56:38

Fastest cake in the world - scone!
Though technically that is a joke rather than a pun.
I can see I am going to have to dig out an ancient book of puns or start channelling my father's spirit...

greenfinger5 Tue 07-Oct-14 19:51:56

It takes two to Mango!

viduska Tue 07-Oct-14 19:55:16

The local baker was paying his staff based on a flourly rate.

bamba Tue 07-Oct-14 19:59:12

Have you noticed that grandmas who bake have a great knead to make bread?

noodles Tue 07-Oct-14 20:06:47

The problem with home baking is that it's all scone too fast.

janerowena Tue 07-Oct-14 20:25:32

Beer today, scone tomorrow.

kathcake Tue 07-Oct-14 21:06:40

Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.

barbaraellen Tue 07-Oct-14 21:18:41

Bake Millionaires Shortbread for very little dough!

simontink Tue 07-Oct-14 23:20:56

A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do

karenwhitt Wed 08-Oct-14 09:29:57

You'll only get out of it what you pudding.

janerowena Wed 08-Oct-14 09:31:58

Hare today, bone tomorrow.

Liberty2 Wed 08-Oct-14 09:51:19

When baking dog biscuits, make sure you use collie-flour!

KatyK Wed 08-Oct-14 10:45:10

The funniest baking pun I ever heard was one from the Fanny and Johnny Craddock show many years ago. Fanny had made ring doughnuts and she was winding up the programme with 'goodbye, see you next time' and the long suffering Johnny added 'and I hope all your doughnuts turn out like Fanny's. grin

janerowena Wed 08-Oct-14 11:02:12

grin

chrriss88 Wed 08-Oct-14 12:42:25

My husband said the bakery next door is just a 'scones throw away'

Galen Wed 08-Oct-14 13:15:41

Here today, scone tomorrow

Galen Wed 08-Oct-14 13:18:42

No hair in my jug

janerowena Wed 08-Oct-14 13:20:53

Oh yesss... I couldn't think what to do with that one.

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:06:23

Smile. Don't be a cross aunt.

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:11:45

Flour bag gets stronger.

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:14:01

No parking where the bakery's van stops

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:16:24

Election poll: enter here.

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:18:15

Mocha the mosta this

MiceElf Wed 08-Oct-14 14:20:49

Creamy shoes