This is a long reply but someone sent me this Titled ‘As clear as Mud
4 year olds can go to school ,but university students who have paid for the tuition they have nt had and the accommodation they are nt living in,can t go to University.
A teacher can go to school with many 4 year olds they are not related to, but can’t see one 4 year old they are related to .
You can sit in a park from Tuesday but by Wednesday that ll be fine.
You can meet one person from another households for a chat or to sunbathe ,but not two people so if you know two people from another household you have to pick your favourite.
Hopefully,you’re also their favourite from your house hold or this could be awkward .But possibly you re not .But as I can’t get closer than 2m to the one you choose anyway you would nt think of having the other one sat next to them would matter-unless two people would restrict you eyeline too much and prevent you from being alert.
You can work all day with your colleagues, but you can’t sit in their garden for a chat after work . You can now do unlimited exercise when frankly just doing an hour a day feels like you are some sort of fitness guru.I can think of lots of things that I would like to be unlimited but exercise is nt one of them .
You can drive to other destinations,although which destinations is unclear .
The buses are still running past your house,but you should nt get on one .We should just let empty buses drive around.
It will be soon time to quarantine people coming into the country by air ..but not yet .Its too soon .And note we if you’re coming from France because ..well,I don’t know why ,actually.Because the French version of Corona Virus would nt come to the UK maybe .
Our youngest children go back to school first because .. they are notoriously good at not touching things they should nt ,maintain personal space at all times and never randomly lick you.
We are somewhere between 3.5 and 4.5 on a five point scale where 5 is all of the virus and 1 is none of the virus,but 2,3and 3can be anything you d like it to be really .Someof the virus?A bit of the virus ?Just enough virus to see off those over 70 s who were told to self isolate but now realised that they ve done that a bit too well despite us offloading coronavirus into care jones and now we are claiming that was never said in the first place .even though it’s in writing in the stay at home guidance.
The slogan is nt stay at home any more ,so we don’t have to stay at home .Except we do .Unless we can’t in which case we should go out .But there will be fines if we break the rules.So don’t do that
Don’t forget ....
Stay alert .which Robert Jenrick has explained actually means Stay at home as much as possible .Obviously.
Control the virus.Wel I can’t even control my digs and I can actually see them.PlusI know a bit about dogs and very little about controlling viruses.
Save lives .Always preferable time not saving lives.I d say ,so I ll try my best with that one,although hopefully I don’t new telling to do that I know I m bragging now but not NOT saving lives is something I do every day .
So there you are .If you re the wierdo wanting unlimited exercise then enjoy.But not until Wednesday .Obviously.
Hope you all don’t mind this very long post ,thank you for bearing with me , thought it would just clarify everything !
Me I m just going back to my cave .
Good Morning Saturday 27th April 2024