I take a lateral flow test and send the result to the NHS. They send me a text telling me that my test is negative, I use that text to get into a venue that requires one.
But I could have been lying - I could have had a positive result or not even really done the test at all, just used the number on the test then binned it.
How is this keeping us safe?
What slang do you remember school teachers using?


). Being slow on the uptake, I was still baffled by this, but it was so she could get time off work! She was caught, though, as you can't fiddle the PCR test, and when that came back negative the game was up.
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