(FG2 confronts FG1)
I really do not want to fight,
I think I'll go and help Snow White.
The striking dwarves are now all lazy,
All that kingdom's going crazy.
Rapunzel needs some sound advice.
I've told her once – this will be twice.
If she truly wants to drop
The prince – an Eton crop
Will work the trick.
Princesses are so often thick.
And, frankly, princes
Make me sick.
Look at that wretch with the bed and pea.
Nobody tested that he was he,
But layers and layers of eiderdown
Were the way he decided she could have a crown.
And as for those greedy babes in the wood,
It wouldn't have happened if they had been good.
And Olympic dreams were too absurd
For a Gingerbread Man with no custard. [ouch!]
Oh that smarty-pant pig with his house of bricks
Who just wanted to get the poor wolf in a fix,
And you cheat for some beans, get a great big leaf
Doesn't mean you should become a thief.
Of Fairyland I've had enough
Of kings and queens and all that stuff.
I want to travel somewhere new.
"Hold that Tardis, Dr Who."
(FG2 exits in a blue police box.)