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No more topless Cliff Richard calendars

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GagaJo Fri 30-Oct-20 09:05:33

Cliff Richard thinks that maybe “it’s time to gracefully exit the Chippendales market,” Sir Cliff says in his book.

I actually feel sick.

uk.news.yahoo.com/sir-cliff-richard-chest-calendar-092142298.html

Lucca Fri 30-Oct-20 13:53:27

In uniform plus Irish accent

Puzzler61 Fri 30-Oct-20 13:57:11

It would have been rude not to look when you kindly provided a link Elegran and those are lovely pictures. I would be very pleased to find a copy of that calendar in my Christmas stocking. Are you getting one?

Puzzler61 Fri 30-Oct-20 13:59:09

Do you think soop would allow one in her Kitchen? Amongst the pet gallery?

sarahcyn Fri 30-Oct-20 14:06:00

@Elegran thank you for that highly cultural link.

Callistemon Fri 30-Oct-20 14:14:59

Thank you Elegran
It made me nostalgic for Australia and all the exotic animals I'm missing wink

Parsley3 Fri 30-Oct-20 16:24:49

I did take a Grandmotherly look at those nice young men, thank you, Elegran.
As for Cliff, it is not just his body that is ageing but his voice as well. I hope he retires gracefully.

Ladyleftfieldlover Fri 30-Oct-20 16:30:09

I used to work at a Theological College and my calendar of choice depicted young priests in all their finery - although one year I had a nun calendar!

Elegran Fri 30-Oct-20 16:33:06

Puzzler Last year's is still hanging in the larder cupboard so I think I shall just leave it there for 2021. I'll turn it back to January, of course, and start again. The dates will be wrong but that is unimportant; it is there for the cuddly animals.

AGAA4 Fri 30-Oct-20 16:43:18

Mmm... wonder if they do one of those calendars for 2021. Just for the animals of course.

Elegran Fri 30-Oct-20 16:45:02

I think they do one every year (for charity)

Elegran Fri 30-Oct-20 16:46:19

There is also one by French pompiers.

Millie22 Fri 30-Oct-20 16:52:12

I'm going off Aidan Turner a bit now and sort of wishing I was a duckling. No that's a bit weird really.

Puzzler61 Fri 30-Oct-20 17:37:13

Of course it is Elegran ?

crazyH Thu 31-Dec-20 14:28:52

Never liked Cliff Richard, clothed or unclothed...

EllanVannin Thu 31-Dec-20 14:47:43

As long as it's not a topless one of Paul McCartney ! Did anyone see the pic of him in the Mail ,on holiday ? He looked like an old woman, hahahaha.

Spangler Thu 31-Dec-20 14:47:46

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MissAdventure Thu 31-Dec-20 14:53:53

Didn't there used to be a programme which featured the most boring calendars viewers had seen?

sharon103 Thu 31-Dec-20 14:54:51

Yuk, just the thought makes me feel sick.
Never could stick the bloke even with his clothes on.

MawBe Thu 31-Dec-20 14:59:11

Spangler

Somebody once asked me, as he was admiring my car, what does MG stand for?

My Girlfriend, of course. Better than any pin up, although I have to admit, my wife calls the car Jessica because, like her namesake, she's a redhead, with a great body and a cracking pair of hooters.

????????
Yuck Spangler.

Just the sort of “blokey” language that belongs with the notion of topless (of either gender) calendars.

EllanVannin Thu 31-Dec-20 15:00:03

Must have been something wrong with me as I was never interested in pin-up calendars at all. I preferred flowers or animals.

MawBe Thu 31-Dec-20 15:01:07

Riverwalk

Granny23

It is a biological fact that while most men are turned on by pictures of nakkit women, few women find pictures of nakkit men arousing, Calendars or Magazines with pictures of hunky men are aimed at the Gay market.

Ooh, I don't know Granny23 - remember this pic of Burt Reynolds in Cosmopolitan in the early 70s?

He reckoned it was the reason he didn't get the deserved Oscar for 'Deliverance'!

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No, i reckon it was the very “Village People” moustache.

Lucretzia Thu 31-Dec-20 15:05:09

Poor old Cliff.

Never been a fan of topless men
Or bottomless come to think of it

I was once dragged to a Chippendale concert with a bunch of Mums.

It was dreadful

Greasy oily men cavorting about

MissAdventure Thu 31-Dec-20 15:13:14

I expect they call them "the chips", what with all that grease.

Mapleleaf Thu 31-Dec-20 15:21:00

So, we are to be spared that nightmare vision of Cliff baring his chest ? It's time he put his singing voice to bed, too. I'm afraid he's unable to hit the notes now.

Mapleleaf Thu 31-Dec-20 15:26:10

That picture if him that Piers Morgan us holding up is definitely photo shopped. No way is that torso Cliff Richards.