I’m a pear !
It has always puzzled me what shape I could be but I've finally decided that I am a well-rounded butternut squash. 
I am trying very hard but, after spending some time at a school event this afternoon, have succumbed to a couple of glasses of
this evening.
My food intake was fairly good up until then.
Have you ever been in a film or on television or radio?
How can *anybody* still see this man as any kind of statesman or world leader?





