Just been to get veg for Sunday evening family meal. There were no Brussels sprouts in the veggie dept, so I enquired where they were.
"Oh there's a shortage of sprouts, and they're likely to be scarce until
after Christmas". chirped the adolescent department manager.
Am I alone in cynically wondering if this is a planned shortage to make sure that we all pay inflated prices for the green horror-balls?
I loathe sprouts, so I shan't be inconvenienced, but the rest of the family will want them at any price.
I suppose we must just blame it all on Brexit - or maybe Donald Trump has bought up the entire output of Brussels sprouts as part of his plan for world domination!
Terrible relationship with DIL - am I the problem?





