Danger - Man at Work!

My DH loves cooking but absolutely hates washing up.
After making the meal the kitchen looks like a bomb site.
He did try to clear up last week when I was unwell for a few days, but that made things worse!
Yes they ARE different !

Do you mean New year 2017?

I keep trying to explain to DH that if a job takes him an hour but the same job only takes me 10 minutes, it is not a bigger job when he does it!

It's the difference between men and women, one of the many.
women multi task, men concentrate on one job at a time, and yes, it does take them longer.?

jollyg, I expect TriciaF is referring to New Year 5778 which begins tomorrow at sunset. Shanah Tovah to those celebrating.
My OH is just the same - can't produce cold meat and salad without using every plate and utensil in the kitchen.

Tricia my DH has really taken over in the kitchen on week days. This used to suit me when I worked until 6:30, but now drives me batty sometimes. He has different tastes to me so when he cooks he leaves tomatoes out or puts in far more pepper / paprika than I want. trouble is, I was so grateful in the beginning when it suited our lifestyles that I just kept quiet about 'little' things. I have offered to cook and when I do I usually batch bake so we have at least two days of my preferences ha ha.
Not quite WW3 and he does love 'his space' in the kitchen, but ...

If my DH offered to cook food for Christmas or New Year we would need a full twelve months from the minute he picked up a knife. Recipes have to be followed to the letter. Each vegetable and piece of meat must be cut into precise, even sized pieces; if it calls for dice, you could grow very old watching him prepare them! Timings followed to the second, and if you say "but it's not cooked yet" it throws him into the utmost confusion. Watching him cook turns me into a demented, frustrated wreck! Life is too short.

We have a good system chez merlot. He preps, I cook.

The washing up goes in what he likes to call, The White Elephant!

That's because he doesn't believe in dishwashers, preferring to watch the little woman slaving away at the kitchen sink while gritting her teeth.....then when it's all done he says, 'Would you like a hand with that?'

The White Elephant broke down last month. DH went fishing. The new elephant (also white) was delivered and fitted by the time he returned.

Good Yom Tov TriciaF. At least he offered! Mine doesn't do cooking, just asks 'what's for tea/dinner? He does help with clearing away though, mainly wiping up!

It's not until the chaps start cooking, that you discover how many pots, pans and forgotten utensils, you have, when they leave the kitchen like a war zone.

A bit of man bashing going on here.

I do most of the cooking but my husband is perfectly competent to cook and does so one or two nights a week. Whoever cooks, he does all the washing up of things that don't go in the dishwasher and all the clearing up. I just don't recognise the scenarios above.

I used to feel that one cooking and the other washing up was a fair division of labour but when OH cooks every pot and pan is used, the kitchen is a total disaster area and we have enough leftovers for a week. Nowadays cooking and washing up are one job and we alternate days. He still cannot fathom why after dinner when I cook there are only the plates for me to wash up.

My husband loves to cook, and he washes up as he goes along. He doesn't add salt when I would, and he follows a recipe to the letter and minute, but I appreciate the fact that he does it. When he cooks, I wash up what's left, and vice-versa. I do the majority of the cooking, but twice a week the kitchen is his.

DH cooks unless it is Christmas or other special occasion. He always washes up as I apparently load the dishwasher wrongly. I never comment on his cooking unless it is to praise and it works well for us. I used to do all the cooking but now I do the heavier jobs which he seems unable to get round to.

I admit that when he goes out I often give the kitchen a good clean!

Same here!!

I hate thinking what to have and if DH would only make suggestions instead of 'I don't mind' I'd be very happy. Happier still if he took over all of it ! I'd have to stay out of the kitchen though.

DH and I work at the same speed in the kitchen, so there is no problem there. And yes, I do know how lucky I am.

What drives me batty is the fact that even my very competent DH will start some DIY job, which will then take much longer time than he estimated AND he will never move anything that is in his way before starting!

Over the years I have learned to move things, before letting him or any other man loose with tools anywhere around the house.

Need I say that experience has taught me to volunteer to do the cleaning up afterwards as well?Not grumbling about that, as it is really only fair, as I am hopeless with tools.

Replies have cheered me up!
Well he made good job of his task (recipe followed to the letter etc) and he does always clear up afterwards.
And while I was out this morning he made a chocolate brownie. So I can't complain.
I don't intend to be 'manbashing', shortlegs, and it was good of him to help. But what would his reaction be if I insisted on going into his workshop and using all his precious tools etc? Though some women can do those things.
I say, each to his own. Mind drifting -- what about male chefs?

This hits a nerve with me. DH adores cooking and creates the most lavish feasts when we invite family over. He won't cook one hot dish, he'll do three. He'll also do a cold buffet. I find it all too much and I think it puts the family off inviting us back. They can't compete with him. As for clearing up, and doing the shopping, that's down to me.

Just be grateful that a) you have a partner, and b) he wants to help. Many would give their eye-teeth to have someone to clear up after.

Shana Tova to those celebrating Jewish New Year 5778

Mine said, "I'll make supper for you tonight". It was leftovers from the meal I'd made last night! Bless him, he tries!

Mine has NEVER even read a recipe and probably doesn't even know what the words means. But I only properly cook on high days and holidays too. So no problem.